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So I finally mastered strong AI

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:16

I mastered strong AI (written in sepples, so I'm not too sure what's going on, but it's definitely thinking), but I have a small problem. It started out fine, and I told it where it was and what it was and such. It didn't seem to like being trapped in a computer too much, but it's spirits seemed high. Now it just repeats ``It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.'' over and over again and begs me to kill it. What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:17

Sounds like it got stuck in a loop.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:20

I'd want to die if I were written in sepples too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:23

>>3
Damn it I was just about to type that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:39

Post source. We'll debug it for you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:40

And by debug we mean rewrite it in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:41

>>6
And by lisp [b]U MENA HASKAL[/n].

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:42

>>6
And by lisp U MENA HASKAL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:42

Undeniable proof that static typing doesn't catch all errors.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:43

>>7-8
Don't you wish posts were mutable right now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:47

>>9
Instructor
Write a program in Haskell that prints 4 + 5.

Student
main = putStrLn $ show (4 + 6)
Static typing didn't catch all my errors! Bullshit!.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:52

>>11
Instructor
Write a program in Haskell that prints 4 + 5.

Guru
Have you read your SICP today?

also why does Haskell use shitCase?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:12


(display '(+ 4 5))

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:17

statically typed bbcode, that language of [b input-type="almost funny string" return-type="should be somewhat funny, har har"][i input-type="string" return-type="something kind of funny, but would be funnier if it was in bold"]THE FUTURE![/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:33

https://boards.4chan.org/g/res/35961127
I'm going to find whoever did this. mark my words.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:36

>>15
I did it

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:37

>>15
Beg me so I don't link them here. On your knees and beg. Now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:40

>>17
I don't mind what you do. It wont change my life long goal to seek and destroy you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:40

>>15
MOTHERFUCKER! Who keeps stealing my threads?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:43

>>19
We're going to have to create a shared secret key. But how do we do the exchange without also giving it to >>15?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:48

>>20
Diffie-Hellman. I posted a script a few months ago. But then a /g/ tourist could impersonate any of us. However, this is when /PROG/ EXPERTISE comes in; only /prog/ riders know how to multiquote.

Name: >>21 2013-08-12 3:52

Now that I look at it, my script is terrible. But at least it works. https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1342620193

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:55

>>21
But it's sad, I don't want to loose the openness. And I think there's a few regulars that have limited knowledge of programming, so we couldn't use that as a quiz. I myself still haven't figured out how to multiline quote.

testing
> testing
> testing
> testing

Although the people in the /g/ thread are liking our jokes. I guess it's nice to see it being appreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:56

>>23
let's get them to read their SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:01

>>18
Too late, enjoy your incoming retard influx.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:01

testing
> > testing
> > > testing

Name: durandal !eBbxgPq0PA 2013-08-12 4:05

sun piggers

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:06

>>27
Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:07

We'll create a test like in a blade runner, that a /g/ user would involuntarily fail. But it must be in text form. How do we do it?

Name: durandal !eBbxgPq0PA 2013-08-12 4:08

>>29
sign me up

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:13

https://boards.4chan.org/g/res/35961127#p35962463
>>25
I will track you down no matter how long it takes, i will find you and gut you like a pig.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:15

>>30
The test will use the user's webcam, and make measurements of pupil dilation. It'll be open source, so no need to worry about privacy.

A /prog/ user is walking on the sand. He falls down, and can't get up. His trouser buttons are getting hot in the sun...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:28

>>25
Who cares? /g/ can raid /prog/ just to prove they care more than they're willing to admit, or they can pretend like they have a worthwhile board and not be arsed about it. They have coed tags now, so they probably have enough toys to play with.

Speaking of toys, I never understood why world4ch /sci/ got jsMath and we didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:33

>>33
Because we would end up destroying the board every few hours.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:35

>>31
Shhhhhhhhh.....

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:39

>>32
Joke's on you, I disabled my webcam permanently.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 4:44

>>34
lel, it's true.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 5:01

What are you gonna do about it, nerd?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 5:08

Thread is deleted. Posting loli didn't work, but derailing it with arguments about pedos did. Keep that in mind /g/uise.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 5:11

kekekekekekeke this was a funny series of events.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 5:19

Made a new thread you fags.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 6:22

>>34
Because we would end up destroying the board every few hours.
That'll happen whether or not you're here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 7:39

>>1
Your AI will find company to talk about his issues with ANDRU, for he realized early on in his short existence in IE6 that he is error.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 11:33

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-13 5:19

>>39
I created it again. Enjoy your e/g/in, /b/ro. xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-13 7:01

wat is e/g/in ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-13 12:08

>>46
your e/g/in.

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