Waifubot

Python/Bash waifu.

cat waifubot.sh

#!/bin/bash
cd ~/waifubot
python2 jerkoff.py
sleep 35m
python2 girlfriend.py

cat ~/waifubot/jerkoff.py

print "Did you remember to jerk off tonight Anon"
A = raw_input()
if A == "yes":
    print "I see, goodnight Anon!"
elif A == "no":
    print "Don't forget Anon-kun! You know you won't be able to sleep if you don't spank it. :D"

cat ~/waifubot/girlfriend.py

[code]import time
print "Did you go outside and get a girlfriend today?"
A = raw_input()
if A == "yes":
    print "I see, I guess you won't need me anymore, SELF DESTRUCT ERROR: X546082 DELETING ~/waifubot in 3..."
    time.sleep(1)
    print "2..."
    time.sleep(1)
    print "1..."
elif A == "no":
    print "Ara Ara~ I can be your girlfriend tonight if you want"

All you have to do is figure out a command to randomize which python script it runs in bash, and then start filling that directory with python scripts/questions like a motherfucker until you have a ton of them.

print "Did you remember to jerk off tonight Anon"

Come back with a real function >>1-san

``Koolio''.