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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 17:59

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 19:57

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name two

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 20:58

>>2
tdavis, nikita

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 23:58

>>2
frozenvoid, mentifex

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 0:43

>>3,4
By corollary 6, there are only 3 posters on /prog/: You, Me, and The Sussman. Since all of the mentioned names have posted on /prog/, they must fit into one of those three classifications. From my own personal experience, none of them are me. Since The Sussman would not approve of this, none of them are The Sussman. By the process of elimination, they are all You. Thus only one developer has actually been named.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 0:49

You, Me, and The Sussman.

you guys gonna come up with some new memes yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:05

>>6
Unfortunately the new memes aren't abelson good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:10

>>6
Sorry, sir, we'll get right on that.  Here are the results from our latest development push:


 (1) Bringing up Russian cuisine in threads with unrelated topics
 (2) Pretending that we are all conversing on an old time-sharing system (Demo posts include ``Please stop hogging the CPU, I need to compile this project'' and ``Can I use some of your disk space? I'm over my quota'')
 (3) Diverting any discussion of programming languages to a monologue on the superiorities of BackFlip
 (4) The phrase ``But it didn't come with a hammer!'' (We're not sure about this one)
 (5) Signing posts as well known figures in Computer Science, possibly paired with (1).


Do you have any comments or critiques?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:18

>>8
How about `Shit sux, but does it Sussman suck?'?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:28

>>8
I'm not sure about (3) and (4). The rest sound like they can go into beta testing. What about diverting any discussion of sexual fetishes to an Elmer's glue fetish?

>>9
No, that goes against /prog/ culture. SICP-related things must be seen in a strictly positive light.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:32

>>8
Have you written unit tests yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:53

>>11
Yes, actually. Unfortunately, we had to simulate all of /prog/ because we weren't sure how to cut our environmental dependencies.  We simulate all the years of posting up until the point where the meme is introduced, and then we check if the fabricated environment considers it funny.  And then we end the simulation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:54

>>12
But does your simulation program come with a hammer?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 1:57

>>12
So they were considered funny, but were they Abelson funny?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:08

>>8
2 is cute

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:08

>>13
No, but we store it on HammerFS.

>>14
Only time will tell. The net is vast and infinite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:21

>>16
Could you pause your meme simulations for a minute? I really need to recompile my student project.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:25

>>16
You really use DragonFly BSD? I been using ZFS since it came out on FreeBSD. Never going back.

But the internet is finite. So much so, it is estimated to be the size of a strawberry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 2:30

>>18
So the internet could literally comfortably fit inside my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 3:11

>>19
Not only could it, but it does!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-13 5:26

>>8
``in case $X learns about robots.txt'' should be officially recognized as a /prog/ meme.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-09-15 18:11

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