How do I join the NSA

I, like most of you, was outraged (outraged I tell you!) when I found out about these spying shenanigans. But then I thought to myself ``How can I use this to my benefit?'' Then it hit me: I can do anything with unlimited access to everyone's personal data! Suppose I want a law passed. I just look up the search history of high-ranking senators until I find one who's been searching for ``pthc'', then give him a call and have it done. Or if I need some quick money, I can just wiretap some mobsters until I find a bagman who's isolated. Then I can send the death squad to take him out and get my finder's fee. Slut doesn't want to fuck? Have the team plant some drugs and tip off the DEA. Maybe after 18 months in prison she's rethink that decision. Heheheheheheh

But one problem remains: how do I join? That dumb weeaboo Snowden managed to get signed up, so it can't be that hard. Do I just drive to Maryland and walk in the front door? Do I need to kill someone to prove my loyalty or something first?

Please advise.

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Like any of the 70% employed private contractors. Look for positions DoD offices are looking contractors for and apply (like in grant requests), and show them your portfolio. Easy as cake. Seriously, all companies working for/in the NSA are profiting from all this. You are kinda late in the game.