A thread died in 1932 by a homicidal moderator. He deleted her from subject.txt when she was still active. The moderator chanted, "/g/'s textboard sure is weird" as he deleted her. Now that you have read the chant, you will see this thread. In the middle of the night she will be on your front page. She will delete you like she was deleted. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.