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/prog/ Challenge #1256 - Monstrous Moonshine

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 22:50

Write a program (in LISP, of course), that has something to do with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstrous_moonshine

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 23:05

Math and Lisp are Jewish tools to put down the goyim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 23:16

Academic circle jerking.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 23:24

Academic Jewish tools.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 0:03

>>1
Ok, but give me two days.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 0:08

>>1
I don't understand your article. WTF is Generalized Kac–Moody algebras? What is string theory?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 11:11

Are these names algorithmically generated or something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 12:16

(lisp (is (gay)))

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 12:20

>>8
E/G/IN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: GRUNNUR 2013-08-03 12:42

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 13:01

Is it possible for such a program to do anything useful?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 14:16

display("Is","it","possible","for","such","a","program","to","do","anything","useful?")

Name: >>12 2013-08-03 14:16

wrong thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 23:27

what's this doing not on the front page?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 23:34

back to /FUQIN ABSTRACT BULLSHITE/, please

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 23:36

Have you read your FUQIN ABSTRACK buLLSHITe today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 23:59

196884 = 196883 + 1
well that explains everything...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 1:55

My "I don't give a shit" understanding is: we have this finite simple group that has the largest order known. There's a complex-valued function (which represents an elliptic curve) whose series expansion yields coefficients that correspond to the dimensions of matricies that we can use to generate elements of said group through matrix multiplication.

I genuinely have no idea. The guy who proved this connection won a Fields Medal. If someone finds something cool, you can probably publish a paper. To be honest though, this isn't really interesting to me at all. RSA being secure is more mathematically interesting to me than this.

Apparently it's useful to string theory, which I don't know anything about, except that it has apparently provided no useful experimental results which, I think, is the point of physics. It all strikes me as applying mathematical tools to physical theory that someone else created and then calling yourself a genius. I'm ignorant, however, so that's a non-professional opinion.

Meh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 3:05

They should've explained it geometrically

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 5:10

>>19
Wikipedia is free to edit you know.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 5:59

>>20
Yeap. Just like dubs!

>>22 Nice dubs bro!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-04 6:02

No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 23:04

what's this doing not on the front page?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 23:06

>>23
Languishing in obscurity, just like the mathematicians that waste their lives thinking up this crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 23:10

>>24
It's this abstract crap that eventually trickles down into engineering, and forms the foundations of all technology.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 23:32

>>25
Bah.  I don't believe in Reaganomics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 0:52

But it's the reaganomics of abstract bullshite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 1:05

>>27
please post more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 3:01

I'm but a flap of a butterfly's wings in a hurricane >>28. I never would have written >>27 if it wasn't for >>26.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 4:59

>>1
It's part of yoba-lisp standard library. One-liner solution:
(yoba-lisp-17 'monstrous-moonshine)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 13:51

No, I am still thinking about the millionairs with fetishes problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 14:26

>>31
I told you then and I'm telling you now; it's impossible if either participant cheats and fills in every possible fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 16:40

>>31
"I like dicks."

I'm heterosexual and I just ruined your algorithm just by saying that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 17:24

>>32

Therefore you need to change the challenge somewhat. The only question the protocol should answer is: are you compatible?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 22:36

>>30
ЙОБА?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-06 22:53

>>34
Oh, then it's very simple. The answer is no.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 0:07

well, well, what's this here thread not doing on the front page? Not but that I reckon not!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 6:11

WELL, WELL, WHAT'S THIS HERE THREAD NOT DOING IN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 22:50

Wow, not a single answer from someone able to do this? You guys suck dook yo. straight dumbasses with your bbcode and muh "le XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" shit motherfucker fuck yall man

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 22:59

>>39
I'm too busy shit posting. Maybe I'll get to it next week. In the mean time I'll keep it on the front page.

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