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 My name is Jenny. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered July 14th with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. If you do not post this on 20 other threads i will come to

 your house in the middle of the night and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me, *maria marshall, Pelham, Texas 1998, was showering and went to bed right after, found dead the next morning. * keisha jones, Nashville, Tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream, found next morning lying on the floor. omar wilkionsin, milwaukee, wisconsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? google their names....Trust me i did not want to paste this. But its kinda scary so i did it just to be sure

>>1 "and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife"

How the fuck did you get a hold of your father's shit? Have you first killed your father?

Also: Tennesee 1995, Texas 1998, Milwaukee 2002? Such inefficient way of travelling. Did you take three years to go from Texas to Tennesee or didn't anyone read your stupid shit for that long? Luckiliy I'm in Australia; should take you 500 years to get there...

Why use both the shotgun and butcher knife as you easily can save ammo and brutally fuck up someone with only the knife instead?

When you run out of ammo, do you haunt a gunstore or something?

Not even the bible has this many plotholes...

>>2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28given_name%29
Jenny was originally the diminutive form of Jane

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_%28given_name%29
derived from the Hebrew name יוֹחָנָן (Yochanan), a short form of the name יְהוֹחָנָן (Yehochanan), meaning "Yahweh is merciful"

Shalom, Jane!

>>4
In Russia there is a Jewish "bard" Jane Bitchevsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhanna_Bichevskaya), who makes geschäft performing some church related music (http://avigdor-eskin.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=39621&sid=e164e063648a04991627c2feccf21391)

>>5
We don't care the snow wasteland you live in, Nikita.

>>6
You don't care about the Jews?

>>7
I care about Jews who got into countries like America and Germany, not your shitty Russia shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDcojRrLxZE

>>8
Please, take the rest of our Jews. I'm sure New-York can accept a million more Jews, because we don't need them.

EW, JEWS!

>>10
New York can't take more Jews, it's already full of them.

You know what can take them? Your ANUS, Nikita.

jesus was a kike
jews are obviously kikes

the only logical choice is islam

get those explosives ready because we're blowing up our anuses in front of the mosque, fellow niggers

>>13
Mohammad bin Abdullah al Muttailib al Quraish, son of Abdullah bin Ali al Muttailib al Quraish and Amina binti Wahab, inherited his Judaism from his father who was a Jew and was circumcised because of that. He belonged to the bani al Quraish Jewish Tribe. The Adnani Arabs are descendants of the 12 Tribes of Ishmael and were originally Jews.

Detroit needs more Jews; feel free to send them over. At least they would stop the niggers and the packs of feral dogs that have taken over parts of the city from spreading.

>>14
FUCKING HELL

I'LL CONVERT TO BUDDHISM THEN

>>16
Buddha was a jew.

>>17
YOUR MOM WAS A JEW, FAGCOCK