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What does /prog/ program?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 22:48

Seriously though, programming is a tool, like a hammer is a tool. Sure you can talk about how to hammer the best, but what the hell are you hammering in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 22:50

your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 23:17

I'm working through HTDP. It's my second course in programming after SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 23:20

programmers are hammer enthusiasts

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 23:31

>>1
I'm programming a nail through your skull.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 23:41

>>3
are you retarded? if the answer is "no", i dont see why you would read that book.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 23:42

i hate niggers.

Name: Nate Higgers 2013-07-31 4:22

I'm Nate Higgers. Pleased to make your acquaintance!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 6:32

>>3
Why are you taking one introductory course after another.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 7:03

Following ur analogy, programming is not a tool, it is a thing you do, like woodworking. Languages are the hammers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 22:15

i program dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 22:28

>>10
No, computers are the hammers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 22:40

computers are computers
not tools

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 22:57

hammers are spades
smoke weed errday

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 23:01

>>1
Keyboard switches at sweet 441.27mN per press. Them Cherry Red MX buttons, smooth as tits. Obvious answer money. Other do it for leisure.
Why does /prog/ program?
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 23:50

>>15
where can I get a cheap mechanical USB keyboard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 2:26

>>16
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheap+mechanical+USB+keyboard
About 20,400,000 results (0.27 seconds)
Also, in Group buys you can get the big ones quite cheap. you can join geekhack.org or others. Massdrop seems to be the new facebook of groupbuys.

There's like so many in amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Delectronics&field-keywords=Mechanical+keyboard

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 8:03

>>6,9
Perhaps he's a beginner at programming and needs introductory texts about it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 10:03

>>17
What is the minimum price I should expect to pay for a decent keyboard? Also I've been browsing for a few hours now and I still can't find much below 80 USD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 10:18

>>7
*African Americans*

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 10:47

>>20
NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 12:28

/prog/rammyANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 12:49

>>17
Also, which brands do you recommend/what should I be looking for?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 14:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:15

Name: >>25 2013-08-01 15:31

Actually there are a lot of terrible reviews in the CM Quickfire ones. I should probably stay away.

Name: 25 2013-08-01 15:50

>>24
I think I might go with a HPE 87 with Cherry Blue switches (or Cherry Red, I'm not sure which I should pick).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 16:49

We program the heavens and the earth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 18:35

As hobby I work on a race simulation/management game with the snap framework. It has a load balancer and securing reverse proxy server, multiple backends, which can be hot plugged. The views are completely implemented in the web browser (inclusive templates). The backends expose a rest API for communication with the client code.  The race simulations are good physical approximations and the car can be fully customized. Closed beta will be running this month.

On my work I work on a semantic analyzer for magazines, so we can categorize them and build an index to make them searchable.  This is done in python.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 20:59

>>29
I'm interested on that. More details, please. Platforms it will run on, graphics used, real/in-game-only cars, kart/dragster/formula/sport cars.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 21:42

I build & update (fake)A.I. for Japanese toilets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 22:50

Cherry MX Blue pros and cons.

Pros:
- The clicks sound great.
- It improves your typing speed.
- It feels better.

Cons:
- Your coworkers will fucking hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 22:55

I'm about to finish a sexpcode->bbcode translator in Clojurescript, after failing to give a shit for a few months. I think I'll post it on pastebin once completed, not because I respect the value anonymity, the humbleness of the nameless participant of history and all that bullshit that /prog/ swallows, but as not to tarnish my professional reputation by associating myself with you fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 22:57

>>33
fuck you and stick your reputation up your ass

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 23:46

>>33
Honestly, why do you think we care if you post it on Pastebin, 0ch, Tor, MSDN, Reddit or Hacker Jews? I want to see your translator no matter where it's hosted.

my professional reputation
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 5:44

>>34,35
I don't care about a reputation or an identity, but none the less I would rather not be confused with nikita. It would make finding work inconvenient if I had to explain that association in every interview.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 5:52

>>36

Nikita keeps everybody anonymous here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 6:01

So to be not confused with reputation of anonymous posters, you should acquire  a secure tripcode and a nickname which doesn't identify yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 6:05

>>38
but how do you prove you aren't both the pseudonym behind the tripcode and nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 6:32

>>39
By posting exclusively with your own distinct style, a signature look to your post.

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