Seriously though, programming is a tool, like a hammer is a tool. Sure you can talk about how to hammer the best, but what the hell are you hammering in the first place?
I'm about to finish a sexpcode->bbcode translator in Clojurescript, after failing to give a shit for a few months. I think I'll post it on pastebin once completed, not because I respect the value anonymity, the humbleness of the nameless participant of history and all that bullshit that /prog/ swallows, but as not to tarnish my professional reputation by associating myself with you fucks.