Alright /prog/ressive folks, I come completely clueless about one thing: using server-side programming for a website that I am helping to work on. I only know basic java, and I hear that PHP is far better for that sort of thing. But where to start? How do I integrate PHP into html, and all that good stuff?
Jumping in a lake full of nigger dicks is much more satisfying than using PHP or Java.
Shoving a spiked bat up your ass and lighting your dick on fire is much more satisfying than doing web code monkeying.
Name:
Anonymous2013-07-28 15:09
someone's gotta do it, eh?
Name:
Anonymous2013-07-28 15:14
Just use this. <?php
$out = <<<OUT
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>404 Not Found</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY>
<H1>Not Found</H1>
<P>The requested URL {$_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"]} was not found on this server.</P>
<HR>
<ADDRESS>hellish world/1.3.33 Server at jigoku.net Port 80</ADDRESS>
</BODY>
</HTML>
OUT;
echo $out;
?>