Junior CS major - has Q's

Sup guys

I'm a junior in college for CS (being taught via Java... I know, right?)

At any rate, I felt like asking a few once-your-on-the-job and ext styled questions:

- What's the most annoying things your employers do to you while at work?
(complain about formatting, imagine your task is too easy OR too hard, ext)

- How the fuck do I get a C job with a degree that specifically uses Java?

- Do you bring in/refer to books while working?

- Do you work at a cubicle or a small congregation of workers?

- Is there good job security for entry level C programmers?

Sup cdrs

I'm a cdr in cadr for CDR (being taught via Cadar... I know, right?)

At any rate, I felt like asking a few once-your-on-the-cdr and cadr styled questions:

- What's the most annoying cdrs your caddrs do to you while at cddr?
(complain about cddadring, imagine your caadr is too easy OR too cddar, ext)

- How the fuck do I get a CDR job with a degree that specifically uses CDDR?

- Do you bring in/refer to conses while cdring?

- Do you work at a cddar or a small congregation of caars?

- Is there good caadr security for entry level CDR programmers?

The jews are after me.

>>1
Why do you want to get a C job when all you've done is write java? Really at this point your best option is to stop going to college and start reading SICP.

>>4
-_-

I've read the first few chapters of SICP

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>>5

>>5
You've read the first few chapters, but have you done the examples?

>>7
No, but I have done your mom.

Please keep trolling to a minimum.

Trolling those who deserve to be trolled is and always will be allowed.

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>>1
s/ext/etc./
FTFY

- What's the most annoying things your employers do to you while at work?
(complain about formatting, imagine your task is too easy OR too hard, ext)

Um, the opposite of that. "Why I did not want this. This is not how I wanted it. Maybe you should do it this way [I hate this one the most]." But overall is fine. You are expected to be teh jack of all CS fields.

- How the fuck do I get a C job with a degree that specifically uses Java?
Just apply. And show your portfolio.

- Do you bring in/refer to books while working?
Duh. We even use google. Are you stupid or something? Human memory is useless. By the best programmers know how to take notes and cheat sheets.
- Do you work at a cubicle or a small congregation of workers?
Both.

- Is there good job security for entry level C programmers?
NOPE.drc. Quite the opposite, in this field you are expendable. So you always have to cover your arse, and always provide quality. That should be a problem, correct⸮

>>12
Duh. We even use google. Are you stupid or something? Human memory is useless. By the best programmers know how to take notes and cheat sheets.

What a bunch of dolts.

NOPE.drc

Fuck off.

>>13
What else did you expect from someone so stupid to actually program for a living? He probably doesn't even work on anything that really requires intelligence.

Typical google drone.

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>>12
Thank you for like, the first useful response

>>16
There isn't anything useful in >>12 and you know it. The only useful advice is to learn C, which I'm sure you knew already.

>>17
In the process of learning
Just realized that ArrayList<BullshitType> in java is just a variation of a pointer in C

>>18
What you are thinking of applies to all none primitives in java.