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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 18:01

What kind of idiot needs to have his data kept constant to keep himself from breaking something? If you can't keep your shit in order without stupid artificial constraints, then you don't know shit about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 13:59

30 get

and checked them >>33

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:03

thank

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:03

you

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:03

>>30-san

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:19

Thread reported.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:33

This thread has some interesting information in it >>34-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:34

>>35
You realize he probably isn't reporting anything, right?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:39

I tink ``Thread reported.'' is a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 14:47

>>35
The I HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS thread should be reported. It fucks the layout up. This thread has some moderate interesting information.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:09

>>38
Where is the GIGANTIC PENIS thread? I want to read it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:21

By reporting everything, it decreases the effectiveness of moderation and forces the mods to examine each thread before clicking delete. Eventually they will stop caring and ignore reports on /prog/. This is a good way to fight the /le bacqseat mod/-faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:31

>>40
I think it's more likely they'll just start deleting everything in the queue.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:36

>>41
Maybe, but moot doesn't like it when they do that. He'll tell them to lay off if we complain enough (and being annoying is something we quite excel at).

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:38

>>42
The only problem is the moderation advocate is one of us, and is just as good at persistently complaining as we are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:44

>>43
the moderation advocate
There's more than one of us. We're everywhere. We bag your groceries. We scrub your toilets. We clean up your spill on aisle five. We pleasure you in the front seat of your pickup truck behind the Taco Bell. Don't. Fuck. With. Us.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 15:47

>>44
There is one particularly devoted one that will actually respond to us when we talk about it, moderation advocate. The others are more passive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 16:01

>>40
I will start reporting every single post on /prog/ then.

I suppose this can be done with bots and subject.txt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 16:15

>>44

I program sometimes you elevator. I never scrubbed toilets. And I never pleasured someone at behind the Taco Bell. I never even went to a Taco Bell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 16:35

>>47
Oh, it must have been behind McDonald's then, I forget these things sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 16:42

>>48

I am more a Burger King person myself. I have trained myself to be able to put the biggest burger in my mouth, thinking about the salty taste of bacon, while I feel my orbicularis oris muscle (the sphincter of your mouth) is completely stretched out. I also put it deep in my throat, such that I am unable to gag. Somehow I find this mildly exciting, but I don't know why.

What is the missing link? What do I want?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 16:58

>>49

faggot reported

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 17:41

>>46

>get up
>check reported threads list
>over 29,000 threads have been reported
>go back to sleep

The proper way to do would be to hax shiichan, get the ip address of the reporter, hax the reporter, and get the reporter to report every thread on /prog/. And then automate it so that it happens every time the reporter announces his report.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 17:53

>>51
>le e/g/in quotes
>le memes
>le mfw
>le 2013
>le implyting
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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 17:55

My immutable data goes in ROM, because I have 32K of that but only 8K of RAM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 18:15

Flashable ROM is just a really slow RAM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 19:37

>>5
Well, my favourite window manager is written in haskell.  I love it very much and I am yet to try a window manager at least half as good.  Also, the nicest (and slowest, sadly) revision control system was also written in haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 20:19

>>55
Does it still have that thing where it pegs the CPU at 100% for no goddamn reason at all with no other processes running?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 21:09

>>55
And i3 beats the shit out of xmonad. Heck, even againts StumpWM and CLFSWM, xmonad can't compare at all.

darcs? That piece of shit? It never delivered, and crashed all the time. At the time, Monotone was a better option than that shit. Now Fossil is (after Mercurial) the best option.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 0:12

i7 > i3

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 0:18

reported

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 0:54

>>58
Strictly speaking, you want |i7| > |i3|, unless you're using a version of > that is defined in something other than R.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-29 1:17

>>60
That > is defined by Intel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 2:16

>>1
Suppose integers are mutable, then 5=2+2 is possible. But that is nonsense! Therefore some data shouldn't be mutable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 2:25

>>62
All functions should be pure.
Especially if you want pure programs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 3:43

>>62
You are confusing `data' and `variables'. Data is trivially immutable, yet the restriction 2+2≠5 imposes no restrictions on variables which might, during the lifetime of the program, happen to hold 2 or 5.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 3:47

>>64
Data is trivially immutable
what about set-car! and set-cdr!?

Name: ‮✌ me kcehc ☜☜‭ 2013-07-29 3:59

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:01

>>65
Again, that's changing the variables.  When I say `Data is trivially immutable' I really mean that.  If a register holds 0111010110110101, the contents of the register may change, but 0111010110110101 will never change.  It just may not be held by a variable at any particular time.  Yes, it's a fucking copout, but it's also true.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:08

>>67
0111010110110101 cannot exist separate from register. It just gets permanently lost, until constructed again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:18

>>68
Sure. What I'm really saying is that the 2+2=4 constraint doesn't have anything to do with integers (the object/variable type) being mutable. It has to do with an abstraction of mathematics that the code doesn't necessarily follow.  The complaint of >>62 is based on an [intentional] mis-application of this abstraction to computer programs, and is easily shown to be absurd.

For example: Suppose no `data' is mutable.  Then create an array that addresses every bit in memory. Then this array is immutable, so nothing in memory can be changed. Thus the program cannot complete, no instructions can be loaded, no output can be performed, and the program counter (in a STACK BOY world, since I've already broken the third-and-a-half wall) cannot be saved. Thus a computer is almost completely useless.  So `data' should be mutable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:29

>>69
every bit in memory
Upon further thought, I guess that should be `byte'. I call poetic license anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:29

Reported.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:40

>>71
are you dense?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:43

>>72
i am sparse.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:44

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 4:46

>>73
Your brain is sparse.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 5:20

>>56
Not, it doesn't do that anymore. It is quite a sophisticated system now, if you can program it yourself.

Name: ⇜ 2013-07-29 19:30

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 21:15

>>77
You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOD I POSTED A PICTURE OF SOME FAGGOT POINTING AT A POST NUMBER AND MY NUMBER ENDED IN THREE REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 21:18

>>77
Nice dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 21:44

>>72,73,75
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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 21:49

>>78
U MAD?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 21:59

My anus is sparse. Please populate it with some seed values, mix it around, and take it out and examine it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 1:22

MUTATE MY >>82 beat me to it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 1:26

My anus is a pseudo random shit generator.
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