/prog/ - Caught in the enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:08

I am working at an "enterprise" now. How do I not fall into the ENTERPRISE QUALITY trap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:35

Just scrub their toilets until they're nice and sparkly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:39

Have you read your SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:43

Is this the RL?
Is this just a fantasy?
Caught in an ENTERPRISE
No ^esc from realITy

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:11

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies
And seeeeeeeee

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:16

>>1
On your break time, and at home continue working on F.O.S.S. you love and care for. It will keep you sane. And when you can, embed some there, using non GPL licenses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:07

>>6
nice try FOSS shill

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:09

Deemphasize your work from your life, and find other ways to feel fulfilled. It's the easier to remain sane as a programmer that way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:38

FULFILL MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 13:17

boui ENTERPRISE QUALITY /boui

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 13:19

>>7
kill yourself microsoft shill

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 13:31

>>11

Microsoft is not the devil anymore, they fund a lot of research and opensource projects. For example typescript is a microsoft funded project. It is better designed than dart and emits plain old javascript instead of glibberish.

Google is the devil nowadays, selling your soul for a dime to the advertisement demons.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 14:01

>>12
Microsoft is not the devil anymore
typescript
javashit
Shalom, kike! Shalom, kike! Biggest shalom to the biggest kike on /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 14:06

>>13

You shouldn't be surprised that you will not find any work. Do you understand why?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 15:02

>>14
Because Nikita is an idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 3:50

tfw stuck in a deadend job as a banker

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 4:26

>>15
And ur mom is a Jew, Hymie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 4:27

>>14
Because Jews refuse my applications, because I have no University degree or work experience, while most other applicants have degree and experience.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 7:24

>>18
no
>>15
yes

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 10:35

>>18
Apply to known gentiles then, certainly they would look for their fellow men rather than the Jews!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 12:55

>>20
Shabbos goyim, shabbos goyim everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 13:14

>>21
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL E/G/IN MEME RUSSIA/G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Caught in the enterprise

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2 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:35

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:39

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 7:43

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:11

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:16

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:07

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:09

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 12:38

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 13:17

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12 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 13:31

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 14:01

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16 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 3:50

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18 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 4:27

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 7:24

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 10:35

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 12:55

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 13:14