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Oh ho, guess what I have?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-23 7:06

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/6103/bkne.png

This is going to be interesting...

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 7:27

>Oh ho, guess what I have?
A photoshopped picture

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-23 7:45

>>2
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 9:05

>>1
Wtf is "clownlake" and in what world that's a good name for anything hardware or software related?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 9:18

What >>4 said. Should it not have Jewish/Torah Names?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 11:16

>>5
I thought you antisemitic faggots said Jews were mostly atheist and used their G-d as an excuse to claim the ``promised land''?

Which side are you on again?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 11:23

Clownlake
Aptly named considering the level of engineering acumen the company in question has displayed ever since the mid fuckin 90's.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 11:46

>>7
Benchmarks show the opposite thing, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 11:54

[spoiler]Moar like [b]CUMLAKE/B][/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 12:03

>>8
That's part of the problem. Their absolutely pitiful design choices are symptomatic of what losers do, quitting while they're ahead. Imagine for a second just how much faster your 2hu hentai dating sims and oh-so-important factorial programs would run if they didn't require 3 byte opcodes and 300mb of prefixes per instruction to execute.  Don't you have some co-processors to unlock or something, shudderspace?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 12:12

>>10
Man I wish I knew a good 2hu hentai dating sim that doesn't have shit fanmade art.

3 byte opcodes
I didn't know x86 was so retarded.

Also, what the fuck is a shudderspace? Why do you call Cudder like that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:12

www.pskiller.com  

Photoshopped: color balance adjusted.
Image has cloned areas.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:13

Cudder-sama, when are those processors supposed to come out?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:17

>>12
/backplate getgoes/

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:27

>>12
http://i.imgur.com/UDjh8tX.png
Photoshopped: sharpened.
Image has cloned areas.
http://i.imgur.com/ZLj9zPE.png
Photoshopped: sharpened.
Image has cloned areas.
Piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:29

>>14
>>15
suck his dick more

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:36

Cross the sandy bridge and try not to fall into the clownlake.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 17:55

One more turd to add to an already massive pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 18:33

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 19:01

>>19
Absolutely nothing about Intel processors. Did Cudder get access to a TOP SECRET document? We shall find out in ~5 years.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-24 6:20

>>20
RS and below are available to OEMs and the like. I think you'd have to be an Intel employee to get TS info, not sure about that.

>>13
I don't think I can tell you.

>>10,11
U MAD RISCFAGS?

Here's a funny story; I recently had to talk some sense into a friend's kid's CS professor who decided to give an assignment about memory alignment - you were supposed to compile and run this C program, which would test reading/writing memory with different alignments, and then explain the results. It's "common knowledge" and what's taught in the class, that you should see much slower results for unaligned vs. aligned, but databusses are so wide now, and there have been so many improvements to other things since, that you really only get hit once with any noticeable penalty for crossing a cacheline boundary. Not surprisingly, all the students who had any reasonably recent (i.e. Nehalem+) CPU would get basically NO difference in timing from the program, and they were all deducted marks for "incorrect results". It turns out the professor was still using a Netburst, where his test program would show a huge difference, but he hadn't tried anything newer...

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 7:27

>>21
u mad

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELLELELELELELLELE
LE E/G/IN 9/GAG/ MAYMAY /B/RO

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 8:14

Clownlake
Is that a Dwarf Fortress reference, Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 9:32

>>22
U mad bro?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 9:55

9/GAG/
Ok, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

MAYMAY
I prefer MEHMEH cause it's more かわいいっいい.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 10:53

My other akne.png is a dkne.png

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 17:24

>>26
omoshiroi, ne?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 19:23

>>1
>>25
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THAT IS NOT ABOUT PROGRAMMING, SAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 23:53

I FUCKING LOVE YOU CUDDER DSAFASJDFGDAJFGAJKGFJKSFGAJKSDGFJAHSDGFJKAHSDGFJHDF PLEASE POST MORE

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-25 0:40

sorry,can't.NDA

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 0:44

Intel
Shalom, Goldder!

Name: bakane.png? 2013-07-25 1:11

>>30
Prove it. Provide that one front cover page of the PDF cut off the rest of the PDF (so that it has the page metadata, censor what you must with "Censored, sorry"), and make a SHA256 checksum of the manual, the one page with and without "Censored, sorry", and the one screenshot (4 checksums total).
 
Double read your NDA to check if any these requests are not against it (than you blowing the cover of the manual on imageshack.us out of all servers...)

Making notes here
File: bkne.png
SHA256: b38f8c1974a05927886db1c182af70d4a2aaf0828e447e02a6429ff014c586a6
Base64 ver:
http://pastebin.com/uzqxbckT

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 1:19

YOU BETTER BE CONTRIBUTING TO COREBOOT, CUDDER.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 2:07

Cudder works on DRM and licensing parts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 2:22

You are all retarded. Cudder is not a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 4:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 4:52

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 5:19

get the fuck out attention whoring tripfag

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-25 6:48

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:03

Both AMD(AMD LiveBox) and Intel(NUC) started to make those tiny boxed computers, as if they feel that desktops are obsolete..*crickets*
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/29/tech/gaming-gadgets/are-pcs-dead

Name: !oaf8Zi93xc!v/kZqpeLaasrs0v 2013-07-25 10:26

>>39
I was pretty sure the next ones were going to be Haswell based, even the article from >>36 confirms it.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Intel+Next-generation+processor
http://9to5mac.com/2013/06/04/intel-officially-launches-4th-gen-haswell-processors-bound-for-next-gen-macs/
http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-3121_7-57586951-220/intels-next-gen-quad-core-processors-tested/
http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-3121_7-57587411-220/intels-new-fourth-gen-haswell-processors-what-you-need-to-know-faq/


Still sound like a terrible liar.

>>40
That was expected. Having tiny portable CPU we can work anywhere with. The tinier the better. Great for "embed" applications.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:34

>>40
Who wants a big box taking up space on their desk?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:39

>>42
Correct, and we can carry the PC like Cards, and place them in wallets, like we do with RFID cards already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:40

>>40
What's wrong with having new revenue by expanding into viable niches? Desktops live in a saturated worldwide market. It's no longer necessary to upgrade quicker than one machine every four years. This means that you're not going to have growing demand for desktop computers - only a steady or even reduced demand. Being in business means always planning ahead and watching the marketplace for niches that aren't filled today or tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 10:46

>>35
You think I care? He's an amusing one. Also, I love Jews.

>>38
First day on /prog/, fa/g/shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 11:31

>>1
I have a guess:

Page one of that document.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 17:37

check em

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-26 7:57

>>41
You sure are dense.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-26 17:54

Oh ho
Is Jewkari Kikekumo using Cudder as her secret identity? I'm even more aroused now.

>>41
You're fucking retarded.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-07-27 6:38


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