Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 20:40
Post your favorite variable declaration syntax.
var I:AM<ANDRU>;
var I:AM<ANDRU>;
REAL GOD
float boat;
double nigger;
volatile double niggers;
double *african_american;
register sex_offender;
char cdr;
auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
long dong_silver; /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion; /*submitted by srp*/
/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
/* Submitted by James Buchanan */
const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed; /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
int erbreed; /* duelling banjos */
/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;
men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}
women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}
class dismissed : public annoyance /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
The following was submitted by Pietro Gagliardi:
/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi
You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)
in your own program; just please mention me. */
typedef int number;
class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1> {
public:
microsoft()
{
sanity = 200;
bill_gates = drop_out();
ceo = bill_gates;
while (sanity > 2) {
sleep(2);
sanity--;
}
steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
}
#define our int
#define SUCCESS 1
our year_2006_goals()
{
delete bill_gates;
ceo = steve_ballmer;
sanity -= 200;
return SUCCESS;
}
protected:
int sanity;
class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
};
typedef int iq;
const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,
of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;
/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming interface */
#include <sys/types.h>
#define middle
middle class businessMan {
ino_t want_to_go_to_work;
#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late
off_t o_jail;
#endif
};
class mate
{
ino_t wannagotoskool;
};
class woman {
#define be
private:
be friend class of_girls;
off_t o_the_mall()
{
for (;;)
mall.go_to(rand()).shop();
}
};
class clown {
!friend class teacher;
friend class mate;
};
The following was submitted by Matthew Brades:
auto mobile;
long trousers_with_holes;
char red_to_a_crisp;
unsigned long long contract;
float y_thing;
union commitee;
volatile gas;
volatile liquid;
// The darned switch don't work!
switch (button) {
case on:
switch (on_light) {
case broken:
goto hardware_shop;
goto hardware_shop_again;
break;
}
break;
case off:
return to_shop;
}
// Don't forget the preprocessor!
// This may offend some people - I apologise
#ifdef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE
#ifndef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE
#define answer_universe 42
What on Sussman's earth is a [o]VARIABLE DECLARATION[/o]?
newtype OfLanguage = Haskell
type Declaration = Rational
data Type = Haskell | Shittypedef int fuck;
fuck self;
fuck you;
fuck anus;
fuck bitches;