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how to get a girlfriend as a loser

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 12:50

1. lower your standards significantly
2. ???
3. drown your disappointment in alcohol
4. profit

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 16:02

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>tfw no gf

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 16:03

>>2
Sorry. Fixed:

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>tfw no gf

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 20:19

But...

I don't even talk to any girls.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 20:29

LEEEEEEEEL!!! MFW MFW MFW LEL EGIN GRO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 4:36

I have a question that is related to this thread.

Background info [not part of question]: I am not a loser.

Question: How do I get a girlfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 4:40

>>1
You will be surprised, but even low standard Amerifatâ„¢ girls have enough fans to ignore a neckbeard like you, even if they are poor and you is CEO of a succesful IT company (look at Gabe, who has to pay whores for escort: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3967702/bitches+love+Gabe+Newell).

So just kill yourself, because if billionaire Gabe cant, you are doomed a fortiori.

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