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F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A212013-07-17 8:31
v2.3 release http://pastebin.com/1LwzPmQ7 >>15 Nope(see secure tripcode).I just post as anonymous(regulars don't like my personality)
Feature list for v2.3:[settings]
1. Filter posts by content[regexp/on/off],poster name[regexp/on/off], poster tripcode[regexp/on/off]/any tripcodes[on/off],poster email[regexp/on/off]. Auto-unfilter posts larger than [number] bytes if they contain less than [number] matches for postfilter.Optionally show filtered post length[on/off], matched text[on/off,one match,all matches].
2.Filter threads[on/off] by age[number of days,on/off] and subject[regexp/on/off].Optionally display filtered thread age[on/off].
3. Change visual layout : fix thread (1-40) links[on/off] to full thread links,custom thread separator[string/on/off],custom post separator[string/on/off],force all post to be in monospace font[on/off], change default width[number] and height[number] of textarea field.
Add a link list for all shiichan boards at top/bottom[on/off] with https: links optional[on/off]
4.Hide/unhide the following elements:
all forms(readonly mode)[on/off],poster names, post label "name:",poster tripcodes,post number,post time,reply form labels,new thread form labels,boards navigation menu,style switcher,
reply name input,reply email input,thread up/down navigation elements(triangles),thread reply count/thread number in frontpage,thread bottom links(e.g. report),textareas,submit buttons,reply forms, new thread form,stub "the 5 newest replies...+link",subheader(sci/sjis text above thread list),thread list.
6. Expand images[on/off] with allowed extensions[regexp],
optionally hide original link[on/off].
Prefix google viewer link[on/off] for allowed document links[regexp]
7.Show relative time in posts[on/off].Set amount[number] of years required to show (x.a years) text.
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Anonymous2013-07-17 10:03
>>16
I'd like a post and thread filter for the following words:
shalom
hymie
jew
kike
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Anonymous2013-07-17 10:04
>>17
I should have read the code, it's already in there! Thank you friend!
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F r o z e n C h e f 2013-07-17 10:13
f2.3 releese-a http://pestebeen.cum/1LvzPmQ7 >>15 Nupe-a(see-a secoore-a treepcude-a).I joost pust es ununymuoos(regoolers dun't leeke-a my persuneleety)
>>18
You can add things to filter regexps by adding word| at the beginning of /word|regexp1|regexp2|regexp3/
IF there are words you want to be unfiltered just remove them along with |.
The script assumes basic knowledge of javascript/regexp.
(i have added words in >>17 to current version of thread filter and postfilter)
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Anonymous2013-07-17 10:27
You idiots, this board is already barely alive, why filter anything out of it? If you want a dead board, just save this page as a static HTML file and look at it every once in a while.
>>22
Return to imagereddits, please. "dead boards" are just too slow for your ADHD brain since you require constant reinforcement stream of memes,newsbites,puns and funny pictures.
holds up spork my name is schlomo goldbergsteinbaum but u can call me t3h v4mP1R3 oF sh3Kels!!!!!!!! LEL... as u can see im very shalom!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet shalom ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zion w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO shalom!!!! hes shalom 2 of course but i want 2 meet more shalom ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! LEL... neways i hope 2 make alot of shekels here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
OY VEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein shalom again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h v4mP1R3 oF sh3Kels
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Anonymous2013-07-17 15:34
hi every1 im JEW!!!!!!!
holds up spork my name is schlomo goldbergsteinbaum but u can call me t3h v4mP1R3 oF sh3Kels!!!!!!!! LEL... as u can see im very shalom!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet shalom ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zion w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO shalom!!!! hes shalom 2 of course but i want 2 meet more shalom ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! LEL... neways i hope 2 make alot of shekels here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
OY VEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein shalom again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and gold,
t3h v4mP1R3 oF sh3Kels
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Anonymous2013-07-17 16:38
They don't think it /b/ like it is, but it do.
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Anonymous2013-07-17 16:47
>>30
>LELELLELELELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>LE E/B/IN /B/ MAYMAY /G/RO
>LELELELLELELE LE EGIN MEMES FOR DA WIN :D
>LE E/B/IN FACE >;) LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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Anonymous2013-07-18 1:37
oh FrozenVoid, you have returned!
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F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A212013-07-18 5:33
JavaScript is the programming language that Pablo Picasso would have invented. "Broken" is the single word, describing JavaScript.
1. Broken behavior across competing implementations: it is virtually impossible to use JS to do anything robust on the client side. JQuery tries to amend this, but inconsistency is still there.
2. Broken type system: it is weak and its automatic coercion astonishes: "1"+"2"=="12" and "1"+1=='12', but "1"-2==-1, "2"*"3"==6, and (x="1",++x)==2; 0==-0, but 1/0!=1/-0; [123]==123, but [123][0]!=123[0]. Even worse: [0]==false, but ([0]?true:false)==true, so (a=[0], a==a && a==!a)==true; Following statements are also true: []==![], Math.min()>Math.max(), " \t\r\n"==0, ",,,"==Array((null,'cool',false,NaN,4)), new Array([],null,undefined,null)==",,,", Array()==false, ''!='0', 0=='', 0=='0', false!='false', false=='0', false!=undefined, false!=null, null==undefined, NaN!=NaN, []+[]=="", []+{}=="[object Object]", {}+[]==0, {}+{}==NaN, despite (typeof NaN)=="number", so ("S"-1=="S"-1)==false. Given function f(n) {return n&&+n|0||0;}, we have f("1")==1, f("1.2")==1, f("-1.2")==-1, f(1.2)==1, f(0)==0, f("0")==0, f(NaN)==0, f(1/0)==0. No numerical tower or even obvious integer types: the only numeric type supported is an IEEE754 double-precision float, allowing for 9999999999999999==9999999999999999+1. Hacks like `(x+y)|0` are employed to strip rational part.
3. Broken default value: whereas most languages have one universal singular value (null/nil/Void/whatever), JavaScript has four: "false", "null", "void" and "undefined", producing confusing and irregular semantics. Then `undefined` is not actually a reserved keyword, so undefined="broken" easily breaks code, although `void 0` can be used instead of `undefined`; jQuery uses kludge like (function (undefined) {...}()) to ensure that undefined is undefined. Other redefinable symbols are NaN, Infinity, and the constructors for the built-in types.
4. Broken lexical scoping: unlike C/C++/Java/C#/etc, where variables introduced in an anonymous block within a function are only valid within that block; in JavaScript such variables are valid for the entire function. JavaScript employs unintuitive process called declaration hoisting, in which all function and variable declarations are moved to the top of their containing scope. If a variable is declared and assigned in one statement then the statement is split into two, with only the declaration getting hoisted. This produces a lot of subtle bugs, like for example non-obvious hiding of outer variables or `f` in `var f = function() {…}` being present as undefined, while `function f() {…}` would always be defined. Every script is executed in a single global namespace that is accessible in browsers with the window object.
5. Broken syntax: semicolons are optional, but it only makes life harder, because newline can accidentally take place of a semicolon, in effect `return{a: "hello"};` and `return\n{a: "hello"};` (where '\n' is newline) mean completely different things: '\n' gets parsed as ';', resulting into just "return;" Finally, crippled syntax impedes functional programming: )}();)}();)}();)}();
6. Broken standard library: most built-in functions, given an invalid input, don't produce error or exception, but silently return some default, like new Date('garbage'), or even produce undefined behavior: parseInt("07")==7, but parseInt("08")==0 or parseInt("08")==8, because "the implementation may, at its discretion, interpret the number either as being octal or as being decimal". Even worse, parseInt('fuck') gives NaN, but parseInt('fuck', 16)==15 and parseInt(null, 34)==939407
7. Broken arrays: new Array() produces empty array; new Array(2,3) produces array with 2 and 5 as its elements; new Array(5) does not produce array with 5 as its single element; instead, it returns a 5-element array. In JavaScript an array with 2 elements can have length of 7, while an array with 7 elements can have length 2, because length property always returns the last numeric index, plus one. JavaScript has no out of bounds error: you can freely retrieve an element at any index and no error will be produced, even if element is undefined. JavaScript provides no reliable way to iterate array by index, instead for(var X in Xs) gives elements in completely undefined order.
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Anonymous2013-07-20 0:13
var filter=/ur mom|YHWH|Elohim|[...]|mindforth|[...]|touhou|[..]I ARE ANDRU|Mentifex|[...]|haskell|ghc|[...]|prolog|brainfuck|lisp|lithp|lishp|symta||scheme|[...]|loli|[...]|Shalom|Jewish|SICP|spirits of the computer|[...]|Allah|Muhammad|[...]|GC is shit|
You don't like these? I'll get your baggage ready, you're going the fuck back to /b/.
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Anonymous2013-07-20 2:59
>>37
FV hates everything. Even himself: is shit|frozenshit|furfag
Fine next version(v3.0 codename "Amazing Anteater"(will release approximately next week(with many new features and refactored code))) will have a /Some_Word_filtered/gim regexp filter, so you will enjoy spending next few years building it from scratch.
The filter is just a quick way to remove posts i find useless to concentrate on the post i find more interesting.
example: 30 posts about superiority/inferiority/problems of lisp/scheme/haskell/Language-I-Never-Use vs single post about some topic which isn't in the filter. If i find the post useless i can add to the filter, so my next time browsing i'll will skip it too, exponentially reducing the stream of useless(to me) information. I never said you HAVE TO USE MY FILTER, just copypaste any filter you like from any file you like.