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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 0:45

Why is scheme superior to common lisp? Which should I use if I warn to write programs for practical purposes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 0:46

The best Scheme implementation is the one you're going to write, OP, using LLVM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 0:48

>>2
I mean which as in scheme or common lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 1:40



that's it, every touhou fan is a complete socially repressed pedophile who has a massive hard on for little girls dressed up like a preschooler bending over in suggestive positions

if I were the FBI i will keep a hard watch on all you fuckers

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 1:44

>>4
What about:

people who watch porn of people over 18?
people who watch videos of children being murdered, tortured, or beaten in non sexual ways?
people who advocate for a crack down of some sort on touhou fans?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 2:12

>>5
people who watch videos of children being murdered, tortured, or beaten in non sexual ways?

I would in fact keep an eye on those kidn of people.

gorefags are really fucked but I think they are a bunch of sociopaths who are too chickenshit to act on their fantasies in real life and the gore actually may warn them of what may become of them if they dare act on their fantasises.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 2:19

>>4
Yes, and I'm sure they do. But it is highly unlikely that they will ever do anything. To molest a kid, you have to have access to a kid, which requires making one (lel), or getting the parents to trust you (highly unlikely).

Name: Shit 2013-07-14 2:33

Why is shit superior to common shit? Which should I use if I warn to write programs for practical purposes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 3:20

>>6
You sound sick in the head. I'm reporting you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 3:28

>>1
https://www.google.com/search?q=scheme+superior+to+common+lisp
http://community.schemewiki.org/?scheme-vs-common-lisp
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=313082
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2100209/scheme-or-common-lisp
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/108201/common-lisp-or-scheme


>>4
[citation needed]
My 13 year old sister loves Touhou, and she thinks they are cooler than Sailor Moon.

>>6
LOL, but it none of the thing mentioned by >>5-kun are illegal. When those watching something mean you agree with it, and that you would love to make this happen in real life?

>>7
Indeed. But most rape cases are done by familiars, the people you know. So usually it takes lots of social engineering to accomplish such things.

>>8
Because it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lscSKq3kzbo

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 3:53

>>10
oh fuck man please go into more detail about your sister and your life in general? any other brothers or sisters? how are her physical looks and personality and how she acts and such? man i feel so lonely being a only child with model-tier facial aesthetics

just a cute younger 10/10 sister to cuddle with and enjoy sexual mischief together and watch anime and program together naked

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 4:02

fuck i need a girl who is as sensitive as i am
but also with a fit body like me
of course i train only at home
train in bed if u know what i mean ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 4:12

>>11
Lay off the /jp/ and anime for a while you delusional shithead. Little sister think you are uncool, hate you, and make fun of you in front of their friends.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 4:30

>>11,12
Ew, but here:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/sites
look for the /w4m/ or /search/cas/?query=w4m section

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 14:10

Wanna chat together about our "affection"? We should meet online sometime... and share stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 14:57

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 15:47

the weirdest shit ever

the weirdest shit ever

the weirdest shit ever

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 17:10

>>14
you're ruining something beautiful you fuckin nigger

fuck

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 17:13

fuckin normalfags

seems these two may live in washington

i'll find 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 17:19

rape

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 17:24

fuck a 13 year old sister? HOLY FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 17:41

>>1
Common Lisp is standard. It is ugly, but is fast and well supported. In most cases learning Common Lisp should be easier than learning Perl or C++. Plain C is definitely easier than Common Lisp.

Scheme is a myriad of half-assed implementations. Fun to play with, horrible to do any real work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 20:25

  (define (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)
    
       (cond   ((not (fast? code))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((out-of-memory-again?)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-optimise? code)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-change? variables)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((hard-to-do? almost-everything)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((no-arrays? (only lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((by-value-only? (even multi-megabyte-lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((and (equal? (sizeof integer) 1000000)
                     (equal? (sizeof integer) (loadavg)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((because? no-I/O? (evil? side-effects)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-find? missing-parenthesis)
                (must-be 'lisp))
 
       (if (and  (brain-dead? your-compiler)
                 (nonexistent? '(for while do socket fork IPC etc etc etc))
                 (pulled-from-head? your-hair))
           (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)))

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 20:50

>>1
Many Common Lisps depend on the image system. I've heard these things sometimes end up as 50 meg executables even after tree shaking, if the feature is available at all. Most Schemes don't use the image system, they're usually either embeddable interpreters or command line compiler+repls. Most Scheme compilers usually compile through C to something fairly compact that still provides eval.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-14 21:04

>>23
I evaluated that in sbcl and got NIL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 1:49

>>23
This is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 1:58

>>24
Most Schemes are interpreted, while those compiled through C/C++ still have interpreted eval, which is orders of magnitude slower than native code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 2:22

>>27
Oh, and how would you implement eval in a faster way?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 3:29

>>28
JIT compilation. It needs the compiler inside the program.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 3:40

>>29
It's debatable if that would result in faster code. The cost of compilation time at run time can be worse than interpretation, depending on the code within the eval. You can't do the JITing in another thread either, since you don't know what the code to JIT is until the eval expression is reached.

But maybe a scheme->c compiler could compile the code at run time if you give it a c-compiler library, so it could compile the expression within the eval to c, and then compile the c to a block of native code allocated on a page that is writable and executable, and then call it. Meh, scheme to native code is the best. My solution is to not support eval, as there is usually another way to do it that is more secure and gives better performance.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 8:51

``Common Lisp'' removes cons, car, and cdr for no reason in particular except to be different. Really, do you want to be associated with these people? Do you want to be a space cadadr or not?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-15 9:16

>>31
space cadadr
I'm stealing this. I hope you don't mind.

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