Care to help a soul

Hi guise! Well Im not happy with current job, so a friend of mine suggested since I love being in front of a monitor and read with no mercy all day, that I should be working as a programmer. So reading a little about the subject I decided to develop first a good ability in html/css/jscript. Make some money as web developer and then go to real programming language.
So my question is, where is the best place, best ebook, best video course on html?
I know the most basic of programming logic (if, while, variables).
Thanks in advance for your precious time.

>>1
If serious:
http://www.w3fools.com/#what-should-be-done
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/civil-and-environmental-engineering/1-00-introduction-to-computers-and-engineering-problem-solving-spring-2012/
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C_Programming
http://www.pdfecvs.com/Computer-Science-A-Structured-Programming-Approach-Using-C-3rd-Edition-PDFS-288255.pdf

Thank you very much sir. I hope this steer me to the knowledge.

There are really plenty of CS ebooks and courses on the internet.
Try what >>2 gave you, or you could also try:
- Udacity
- Khanacademy
- Edx
- Any introductory course on mitopencourses
- http://7chan.org/pr/ : The Newbie Thread has plenty of nice ebooks for free.

>>4
Thank you very much. Again internet and technology are saving my life. Really appreciated.

>>1,3,5,f
Lit. copied and pasted from /g/:
https://boards.4chan.org/g/res/35257584
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>>6
Thank you very much good sir!

Guys who helped me, dont know if you are going to read this, but thanks! really, I been readying and fascinating myself non stop. Thank you very much guys.

Since when do we respond to this crap?

>>8
Fine, but if you're going to stick around, don't act like a dumbass, don't spout any imageboard memes, don't get in the way of our unique brand of shitposting, and don't comment on anything that you don't understand without clearly marking your post as a troll, okay? This is so that we can both save face, understand?

>>9
its ok to ask about the topic I dont understand if google fails me?

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>>10
You'll get flamed, shitposted and there will be several layers of trolling plastered on top of your thread, but there will probably be some actual answers amid all that, if your question isn't too obvious.

I can't stand non-trolls posting here, go away.

>>10
No^[1], you will be marked as a /g/ user and asked to leave. Asking beginner questions is exactly what StackOverflow was made for, and you'll have a bunch of professional programmers to answer your question without giving you stupid advice and derailing your threads. They put their social media accounts on their resume or something, so they will be eager to help you. If you absolutely must post your simple questions here, it should be presented in a ridiculous manner, so as to disguise your ignorance.

In addition, please note the following: Anything that follows the form of `/polecat kebabs/' or `/le backseat bop/' is likely an anagram of a phrase directing you to leave. Do not ask why this is done; the answer has been lost in the an_ⁿals of time. This is usually a sign of a bad thread. Feel free to ignore it, or mock the poster doing it, or mock the poster mocking the poster doing it.

<sub>______________________
^[1] - When you have read SICP^[*] and completed all the exercises, and are sure that your question isn't stupid, and is actually interesting, feel free to ask (or to shit up everything in sight actually; by then, you will have earned it.)

______________________
^[*] - Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, oddly not already on your reading list.</sub>

>>12
you are a huge fucking faggot and act and talk exactly like someone from the imageboards. that or you are admitting /prog/ is under direct influence from them and you act like how they would there.

stupid /g/ idiot

``shitposting'' originated on the imageboards

you go there, i know you do, don't deny it fool

eat my little dick

>>12
>>14
ok. Thanks for the info. Will try to learn from what I've been given.

>>15
Fuck off.

>>18
Bite me.

Usually we'd flood your thread with kopipe and ＪＥＷＳ. Somehow you got lucky this thread.

WE WAS RAPED!

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>>15
I heard it here first, and was surprised to find it used on /q/. Just how, exactly, do you know that it originated in the imageboards?

faggot
Never mind, I know how.

>>OP
Don't listen to those idiots, there are too many shitposters and russian racists on this board. You should have enough ressources to learn properly.

If you have a hard time choosing a language, I'd suggest Python.
It has some defaults, it's not as fast as compiled languages and version hell is awful but it's a widely used language and is used in almost every field.
It's pretty easy to learn and is appreciated by many educators who choose it to teach concepts in computer science.

>>23
You just proved yourself to be an in-denial imageboard browser.

>>25
Ugh, yet another imageboarder who just came here last month and now feels like he belongs to a secret club for ubermenches. The feeling of superiority over your fellow /g/oys will wear off in a while, be sure of it.

>>24
Thanks man! everything is useful. Im still reading and watching the MIT's course videos. Thanks for the info about python, gonna google some projects made in it.

Read SICP.

>>28
Will do! ITs better for me to do it now(almost no knowledge) or after some time with the subject?
Thanks!

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>>26
No, you're the ones who act like you are superior over the imageboards and don't browse there.

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