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Encryption is useless

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 15:53

"Yes, the NSA has the capability to crack anything weaker than SHA-2048 with O(1) complexity."

- Edward Snowden

We need quantum-proof crypto... NOW.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-quantum_cryptography

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 9:14

>>79
The last bastion of privacy is the fact that nobody can get inside your head. Every sentient being was always guaranteed its consciousness to be only its own and not accessible to any entity (perhaps besides deities, if you take religious views into account). If an interface is created which would allow to reduce the mind of a person to a set of digital data, this would be the end of that person as a human being, and probably the end of humanity if it were implemented en masse.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 9:40

>>79,81
it will happen. deal with it. we are gonna be a hive. our queen, the government and bankers

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 10:04

>>81
what do you need your privacy for, terrorist?

WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 11:04

>>81,82
If an interface is created which would allow to reduce the mind of a person to a set of digital data, this would be the end of that person as a human being, and probably the end of humanity if it were implemented en masse.
Depends on the country. In shitholes like the USA, Russia, China, India and UK (and possibly France and Australia too), I'm sure it's going to be abused to hell.

>>83
I agree, privacy is something only terrorists want. As such, please post some pictures of your female feminist tits (unless you're a privacy-loving pedophile terrorist that is!).

Name: >>84 2013-07-10 11:06

>>83
Also post your home address and produce a map of your regular walking paths and the times at which you usually take them. I mean, if you got nothing to hide you've got nothing to fear, right?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 11:17

>>81
If an interface is created which would allow to reduce the mind of a person to a set of digital data, this would be the end of that person as a human being, and probably the end of humanity if it were implemented en masse.
That is the major trend in current bioinformatics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRAIN_Initiative

Obama confirms humans are going to be extinct in the observable future.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 11:33

>>85
Also post your home address
I did. My address is совецкая 122, кв.19

Because I'm not afraid of some african-american from /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 11:35

>>87
FFP is Nikita? The plot thickens.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 11:37

>>88
Your mom is Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 12:00

I can break every symmetric cipher of key size less than 256 bits in constant time!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-10 22:42

>>90
I can break yo'ure mom's anus in constant time!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-11 0:36

>>88

I knew it!  Females would never approach /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-11 1:25

>>60

Fuck you faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-11 1:30

<span class="spoiler>
<p>blackout<p>
</span>

amidoinitright?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-11 1:32

<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="spoiler" onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFF';" onmouseout="this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000'">/someone tell me how to do the blackout thing!!/</span>

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-11 11:32

>>95
thpoilerth!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 9:53

>>90
How ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 11:06

>>97
No clue but I'll try
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 12:29

check these sweet ass dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 12:33

>>99
nice, bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 12:53

dubs are never useless

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 17:20

>>81
If an interface is created which would allow to reduce the mind of a person to a set of digital data, this would be the end of that person as a human being, and probably the end of humanity if it were implemented en masse.
Option 1: Once you're dead, you're dead. Forever. It's literally the end of you. You cease to exist. Perhaps you really made sure of it by shooting yourself in the head to prevent scanning.
Option 2: Once you're dead, your brain gets scanned and you violently regain consciousness inside a computer (possibly against your will, thanks to anti-euthanasia groups and christfags). You must pay for your own electricity and computing time lease (though you can't afford a full backup), so you must work a shitty corporate job. The manager not only supervises your activities, but also your thoughts. If you run out of money, you are evicted from your computer space, a side effect of which is immediate death. But that's just everyday life in a free capitalist world, right? The virtual world (socioeconomically) looks a lot like the movie In Time. Your main way of spending your free time (something you do not have a lot of) is running a program that simulates dopamine release (which is, thanks to politicians and christfags, illegal). The computer you run on almost certainly has backdoors from both your government and the company you work for, and you are under constant surveillance. In between shots of virtual meth you realize how much you hate what you've become and regret insulting all those neckbearded socialist who had advocated for software freedom so many years ago.
Option 3: Once you're dead, your brain gets scanned and you suddenly regain consciousness inside a computer (but only if you agreed to it). The computer is supplied by your e-life insurance policy, and you had access to it before you actually died (so you could check that it is, indeed, clean of backdoors). Since most people preferred to just die (something about being uncomfortable with the idea of not having a biological body) and have eventually realized that overpopulation is a serious problem for both humanity and the environment, the Earth population is just a few dozen millions plus twice as many ``computerized people''. Since there are so few people, natural resources are abundant and there is enough energy and matter for everyone to live comfortably, whether virtual or not. After a few thousands of years of virtual time (i.e. a few years of real time), a team of physicists discovered how to construct space elevators, as well as how to obtain exotic matter to construct an Alcubierre drive. The news article says they'll be ready to start launching whoever wants to go into space in maximum five years. They're also working on being able to send of biological people into space, but that's harder since they're so fragile and have so many requirements, so it might take another twenty years or so. Since you don't want to wait, you execute sleep(157788000) and wake up just in time. You (the one in the spaceship) start exploring the galaxy. You drop off backups of yourself as well as flight plan and path updates every once in a while. You wander around aimlessly, exploring star system after star system. "Frank Drake was full of shit", you think to yourself, though you've only checked a tiny fraction of the galaxy. Finally you return to Earth (after a hundred thousand real time years) to discover that humans have now spread to and colonized many of the neighbouring star systems. A good idea, since there have been quite a number of deadly cataclysms on Earth in the meantime. You are pleased to find out that mind uploading can now be performed non-destructively, and that mind downloading and body replication are also possible (the mechanics of which are indistinguishable from wizardry). Other people have been lucky enough to meet with aliens who have also gotten to about the same stage. In particular, one species originates from a planet called The Land of Lisp, and their computer science skills are literally magic.

The options are ordered by probability, most likely first.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 18:13

>>102
When the singularity happens (still waiting, Kurzweil and Kaku), I'm going simulate my own private universe where I am a cute little witch and wear cute Touhou dresses, but everyone else is normal. I'll give them hope, then crush their dreams right in front of them, keeping them in perpetual misery. I'll curse them with ambitions, but make those ambitions impossible to fulfill. I'll give them a good life, then smash them right in the middle, just to give them a taste of the happiness that they never have. I'll delude them into thinking that they are free, then reveal to them that they are only my slaves. I'll torture and kill them, just to resurrect them and do it again, until their mind is completely broken and there is no shreds of a human left in them, then discard them and move on to the next victim. I'll make Hell, and condemn those who resent my evil ways to eternal agony. I'll teach them concepts of justice just sneer in their faces as they try to reconcile my words with my actions. I'll reward those who emulate me with riches and power, and punish those who don't with starvation, sickness, and the death of those around them. I'll make them toil for their entire lives to build monuments to my vanity. I'll give them brief reprieves of love and contentment, then kill off everything they loved and leave them wondering what they did wrong.

 This will be a very fun and very intellectual game -- I am very much looking forward to it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 18:54

>>102
>>103
What is this atheist techonphile bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 19:37

>>104
maybe if your family tree didn't look like a clique you'd have the brainpower to understand

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-18 19:45

>>103
Wait a second, that sounds a lot like the christian god (well minus the Tōhō). FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 2:53

>>105
HAHA! And that's coming from some new-atheist transhumanist retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 3:46

>>107
them be fightin' words, boy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 6:50

What about one time pads for encryption, aren't those safe from infinite computing power if cryptographically secure random number generation is used?


http://sadpanda.us/images/1745497-R0OVSOC.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 15:44

>>109
you are fucking retarded

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 15:52

>>110

dumbass easily wooed by the word ``quantum'' in his stupid pseudo-science pop-sci magazines detected

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-19 18:22

>>109
I made that image. Leave it on /jp/, where it belongs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 6:44

>>112
sorry, how do i delete my poast? o.O

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-20 8:09

>>112
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