this project is to develop a "Low-Level Religious API" that can express all existing religions, their activities, beliefs, and effects, regardless of culture or language, and translate between them using inheritance or function pointers or whatever else bullshit.
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Anonymous2013-07-06 12:12
oh yeah and all functions must start with llrapi_ because that's how I fucking roll.
public abstract class Religion<T> {
public abstract Prayer praise(God god);
public abstract void jihad() throws JihadBombException;
public final void circumkike(Person p) {
assert(p.getAge() < 1); // can't let them consent
p.removeForeskin();
}
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Anonymous2013-07-06 18:47
>>5
you should test p.Gender because p.removeForeskin would segfault if p.Gender != LOLIRAPI_ENUMS_GENDER_MALE or maybe something in a derived class identifying p.Gender as something with foreskin.
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Anonymous2013-07-06 19:01
>>6
GENDER IS A SOCIAL AND LINGUISTIC CONSTRUCT FNARF FNARF
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Anonymous2013-07-06 19:50
>>6 DERIVED CLASS
Why the fuck are you not using roles/mixins?
>>17 A religious atheist practices religion but does not believe in gods.
Jews are religious atheists, because they replaced God with rituals, like Kabbalah.
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Anonymous2013-07-07 2:27
You idiots, girls can be and actually are (in large parts of Africa and Middle East) circumcised.
It's a highly painful and dangerous operation but religion sanctions it.
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Anonymous2013-07-07 2:39
>>19 It's a highly painful and dangerous operation but religion sanctions it.
Hey! Just like male circumkikesion!
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Anonymous2013-07-07 2:54
>>19
baka, those afrikans follow the feminism principle, there shouldn't be any discrimination and if males can undergo circumcision females should be able to