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Low-Level Religious API

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 12:11

this project is to develop a "Low-Level Religious API" that can express all existing religions, their activities, beliefs, and effects, regardless of culture or language, and translate between them using inheritance or function pointers or whatever else bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 12:12

oh yeah and all functions must start with llrapi_ because that's how I fucking roll.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 14:15

make that lolirapi_ and i'll use it

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 14:37

>>3
done!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 17:13


public abstract class Religion<T> {
    public abstract Prayer praise(God god);
    public abstract void jihad() throws JihadBombException;
    public final void circumkike(Person p) {
        assert(p.getAge() < 1); // can't let them consent
        p.removeForeskin();
    }

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 18:47

>>5
you should test p.Gender because p.removeForeskin would segfault if p.Gender != LOLIRAPI_ENUMS_GENDER_MALE or maybe something in a derived class identifying p.Gender as something with foreskin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:01

>>6
GENDER IS A SOCIAL AND LINGUISTIC CONSTRUCT FNARF FNARF

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:50

>>6
DERIVED CLASS
Why the fuck are you not using roles/mixins?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:28

#include <respect.h>[1]

[1]from the original #include <dont_be_a_dick.h>, the condense version

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:16

>>9
>le tree-hugger face

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:27

Check my privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:38

>>11
PRIVILEGE IS A SOCIAL AND LINGUISTIC CONSTRUCT

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:56

>>7
sure we can find a girl foreskin if we look for it well enough

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 1:08


religion Gods Postulates => …
Abrahamism = religion [yahweh] [[there is no god but god] [jews are gods chosen] [goyim are animals]]
Atheism = religion [] []
Shinto = religion Touhous [animism satori]

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 1:14

Atheism = religion [the matter is primary] [there is no god]

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 1:29

>>14
Then what is just "religion [] []"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 1:31

>>15>>16
There are a lot of kinds of atheism:
http://commonsenseatheism.com/?p=6487

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 1:35

>>17
A religious atheist practices religion but does not believe in gods.
Jews are religious atheists, because they replaced God with rituals, like Kabbalah.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:27

You idiots, girls can be and actually are (in large parts of Africa and Middle East) circumcised.
It's a highly painful and dangerous operation but religion sanctions it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:39

>>19
It's a highly painful and dangerous operation but religion sanctions it.
Hey! Just like male circumkikesion!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:54

>>19
baka, those afrikans follow the feminism principle, there shouldn't be any discrimination and if males can undergo circumcision females should be able to

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