Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 19:51
Eric Snowden has leaked new documents that implicate Oracle in the recent assassination of Linus Torvald. The company has reportedly replaced him with a doppleganger and stolen control of both Git and the Linux kernel. Larry Sanger has gone on record in a leaked internal memo announcing that both products will be rewritten in Java and SQL with proprietary Oracle SQL Server extensions.
Also in the slides are plans include poisoning Bill Gates with polonium to gain access to the Windows code base as well as the M$® trademark and Visual Studios. Steve Baller has commented that Gates is not an easy man to kill, and that Oracle's plan will not work.
Among the leaked documents is a video of a presentation given by Sanger in his office in an active volcano reveals that Oracle infected thousands of male prostitutes with HIV in a successful attempt to eliminate Steve Jobs and Freddy Mercury. In the same presentation, Sanger laments the fact that the foot based bacteria engineered to kill Richard Stalin failed, due to the fact that it was killed by stomach acids.
Also in the slides are plans include poisoning Bill Gates with polonium to gain access to the Windows code base as well as the M$® trademark and Visual Studios. Steve Baller has commented that Gates is not an easy man to kill, and that Oracle's plan will not work.
Among the leaked documents is a video of a presentation given by Sanger in his office in an active volcano reveals that Oracle infected thousands of male prostitutes with HIV in a successful attempt to eliminate Steve Jobs and Freddy Mercury. In the same presentation, Sanger laments the fact that the foot based bacteria engineered to kill Richard Stalin failed, due to the fact that it was killed by stomach acids.