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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 22:05

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 22:08

and then she was a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 22:42

Whatever plastic surgery Jew undergoes, he still stays ugly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIuokI647D8

Pete Burns, Jewish by Halakha, removed huge nose, but got huge lips. That is a living comedy!

You can't DNA.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 22:43

>>3
You can't fix DNA.
self fix

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 23:01

Please do not share racist or misogynist ``jokes'' on this board. ``Thank you.''

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 7:35

>>5
but it's useful for fitting in with other misogynists

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 14:19

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 14:42

David
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 16:52

>>1
Who the fuck is David Davidson?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 17:13

Shalom Shalomson Shalomsonovich!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 17:32

Star of David - JEW

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:53


The classic example used is that of the infinite hotel paradox, also called Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel. Suppose you are an innkeeper at a hotel with an infinite number of rooms. The hotel is full, and then a new guest arrives. It's possible to fit the extra guest in by asking the guest who was in room 1 to move to room 2, the guest in room 2 to move to room 3, and so on, leaving room 1 vacant. We can explicitly write a segment of this mapping:

   
    1 ↔ 2
    2 ↔ 3
    3 ↔ 4
    ...
    n ↔ n + 1
    ...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 8:38


However, the earliest attestable accounts of mathematical infinity come from Zeno of Elea (c. 490 BCE? – c. 430 BCE?), a pre-Socratic Greek philosopher of southern Italy and member of the Eleatic School founded by Parmenides. Aristotle called him the inventor of the dialectic. He is best known for his paradoxes, described by Bertrand Russell as "immeasurably subtle and profound".

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 9:24


As to date, analysis of the radiation patterns recorded by the WMAP spacecraft hints that the universe has a flat topology. This would be consistent with an infinite physical universe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 10:09


Many mathematical concepts can be defined precisely using only set theoretic concepts. For example, mathematical structures as diverse as graphs, manifolds, rings, and vector spaces can all be defined as sets satisfying various (axiomatic) properties.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 10:55


 The axiom of choice was formulated in 1904 by Ernst Zermelo in order to formalize his proof of the well-ordering theorem.

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