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HASKELL AND XML

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 20:50

Need to parse XML in Haskell.

What are the recommended options?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 20:53

stop trying to do real world problems with theoretical programming

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:08

Need to parse XML in Unlambda.

What are the recommended options?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:09

Need to parse XML in Malbolge.

What are the recommended options?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:31

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:37

php

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:38

Need to parse XML on alien quantum computer hardware.

What are the recommended options?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 21:45

>>7
Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 2:13

HaXML.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 4:10

HaXMy anaLsub]cavity[/sub].

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 5:39

Perl

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 6:58

roll your own XML Applicative parser

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 13:00

HaxMYANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 13:03

here we appreciate "intelligence" of a typical Haskell user:
http://bitcheese.net/wiki/haskell-vs-fortran
Laziness1 of Haskell allows it to make superior compile-time optimizations and allows user to write simpler code, not worrying about evaluation order.

Disclaimer: I do not write Fortran, just learned it from Internet to compare, so this article may miss something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 13:04

This thread was just asking to end up this way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 13:28

>>14
Well actually that guy is correct all over, showing how imperative monkeys suck cock all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 16:19

>>14
Actually, author of this "Haskell" blog is arrogant Jewish-Russian fucktard, who also promotes GNU/Linux (http://www.linux.org.ru/people/Voker57/profile).

I tell you all evil is from the Jews. If not for kikes, there wont be Linux and Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:22

stupid anti-jew nutcase, it's linux, not gnu/linux

all evil is from the anglo saxons and if they didn't exist then there would be no windows or mac os x

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:34

>>18
stupid anti-jew nutcase, it's linux, not gnu/linux
It is GPL, so it is GNU/Linux Stallman owns it.

all evil is from the anglo saxons and if they didn't exist
anglo saxons are "praise the Lord" religious fanatics, who were persecuted through europe. It is no coincidence Hitler started dismantling Christfaggotry with protestants, who allied themselves with Jews.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Zionism
common in Protestant circles since the Reformation

then there would be no windows
Steve Ballmer is Jewish. Bill Gates is 1/2 Jewish.

or mac os x
Steve Jobs was adopted by Jewish parents, Paul ReinGOLD and Clara Hagopian. They are in no way "anglo saxons"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:35

>>19
Steve Jobs was adopted by Jewish parents, Paul ReinGOLD and Clara Hagopian. They are in no way "anglo saxons"
And Halakha states that a child adopted by kikes is a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:39

>>19
Typical Reingold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omer_Reingold
likely a relative of Jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:46

>>19
stallman owns it
Not how licensing or the GPL works.

eitherway, all you are proving is Jews are the master race.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 18:59

>>22
eitherway, all you are proving is Jews are the master race.
All I prove that goyim deserve to be genocided for worshiping Jews.

Hope Asians unite and wipe the shit out of your abrahamic asses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:38

>>23
But asians are goys and the white goys are smarter than them. Asian goys are just good at calculating and other menial tasks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 19:53

>>24
Asian goys are just good at calculating and other menial tasks.
Hope they calculate a good proportion of Zyklon B to gas you, kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 21:28

>>25
Oh little goy, if only we could meet in real life.

You'd enjoy being my personal slave, I just know it.

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