Breakin News! Symta Rebranding!

In the spirit of Ada and Erlang, Symta was renamed to "The Hitler Programming Language". Standard distribution now includes the Auschwitz garbage collection facility, the Wehrmacht FFI and takes just 1488 lines of code (http://minus.com/llIghrG3s0USk). The author of former Symta, Nazir Zadok, currently searches a non-Jewish publisher for his computer science book "Programming with Hitler".

You forgot, optional, the Eugenics type system and Goebbels message passing protocol.

Breaking news: Nikita is half-Jew!

>>3
No. He isnt.

bump to insult the kikes.

ITT: manchildren

>>6
Dear Sir,

I object to the use of the slur "manchild". As a member of the autistic community, I find it highly offensive and insist that you apologize immediately.

Signed,
LEEEL anus cunt dicks LEEEELLELELEEEL

>>7
/prog/ has no membership dae

>>7
Dear Sir,

I object to the use of the slur "LEEL" with respect to autists.  As a member of the autistic community, I find it highly offensive that you exist and insist that you apologize immediately.

Signed,
_{*grabs dick*}