Hot girl in my team

Theres a girl in my team, and she has a great ass. At least two guys are trying to hit on her. I don't, really, but i think it would be nice to do the old in-out in-out with her.

I told her i've read SICP, but she didn't seem impressed.

What can i doo, /prog/?

>>1
Leave her be. There's like a million dicks flailing in front of her all day at school, trying to get in.

There's certainly other schools where girls are less accosted and more willing, certainly.

Don't look at her, don't talk to her, don't acknowledge her. If she tries to talk you quickly start a conversation with someone else before she gets a word in. If she asks you for help, laugh condescendingly and quickly redirect her to the guys who are trying to hit on her. It helps to make sure to be visually disgruntled if she's in close proximity while being sure to be endlessly happy-go-lucky when she's a good distance away.

This will drive her nuts and cause her to practically try to rape you.

What can i doo, /prog/?

dicks flailing

*grabs dick*

Tell her you're a master at lisp, she'll be on you like a fly

Cool girls are better. See also: Cirno.

>>1 DOES HER TITS ARE BIG?????//

>>6
there is a hot version of cirno as well
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=achi_cirno

>>7
more like normal size. i think i could cover one tit with my hand. but the ass..... oh boy... that ass

If it ain't anime girl, it's shit.

>>10
anime
= shit

>>11
you
= gay

lel

>>12
Actually, anime promotes gayness and faggotry, my teenage fanboi friend.

>>13
If you watch anime with men on them and you fap to them, then yes.

>>2
``> schools"
Wait, what? I thought this was at work.

print out some of your lisp source code and hand it to her

>>15
It is at work indeed.