The sterling reputation of Mentifex is priceless
and valuable beyond the imagination of prog-rabble.
Mentifex has posted only into pure, unsullied threads.
Once a thread takes on the typical /prog/ scum-rot,
Mentifex will not into that no longer worthy thread.
You can take the programmer out of the gutter,
but you can not take the gutter out of the programmer.
When Mentifex mentions his dalliance with the Japanese
maiden codenamed "Inuko" for whom Mentifex bought meals,
he left out the all-important fact that the two perosns
shared, along with Bill Gates and Michelangelo, the
special trait of both being left-handed. But the /pro/
miscreants ruined the ertswhile pure, unsullied thread.