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What's the coolest programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-23 5:50

I'm not talking about how good it is, or how fast it is, just how cool it is. I just want to know what the coolest language is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:23

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:27

>>41
where is proof?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:29

>>42
Nice answer to life, the universe and everything get.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:50

>>42
Read the Racket reference, the Google, the everything, faggot. Racket's macros are a lot more developed and sophisticated, it's a fact.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:54

ruby on huge-dicks syntax highlighted with css in java

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 15:59

>>1
What's the coolest programming language?
Haskell. It has a lot of cool buzzwords.

{-# LANGUAGE Arrows, BangPatterns, ConstrainedClassMethods, CPP, DatatypeContexts, DeriveDataTypeable, DeriveFoldable, DeriveFunctor, DeriveGeneric, DeriveTraversable, DisambiguateRecordFields, DoAndIfThenElse, DoRec, EmptyDataDecls, ExistentialQuantification, ExplicitForAll, ExtendedDefaultRules, ExtensibleRecords, FlexibleContexts, FlexibleInstances, ForeignFunctionInterface, FunctionalDependencies, GADTs, GeneralizedNewtypeDeriving, Generics, GHCForeignImportPrim, HereDocuments, ImplicitParams, ImpredicativeTypes, IncoherentInstances, KindSignatures, LiberalTypeSynonyms, MagicHash, MonoLocalBinds, MultiParamTypeClasses, NamedFieldPuns, NewQualifiedOperators, NoImplicitPrelude, NoMonomorphismRestriction, NoMonoPatBinds, NPlusKPatterns, OverlappingInstances, OverloadedStrings, PackageImports, ParallelListComp, PatternGuards, PatternSignatures, PolymorphicComponents, PostfixOperators, QuasiQuotes, Rank2Types, RankNTypes, RebindableSyntax, RecordPuns, RecordWildCards, RecursiveDo, RegularPatterns, RelaxedPolyRec, RestrictedTypeSynonyms, ScopedTypeVariables, StandaloneDeriving, TemplateHaskell, TransformListComp, TupleSections, TypeFamilies, TypeOperators, TypeSynonymInstances, UnboxedTuples, UndecidableInstances, UnicodeSyntax, UnknownExtension
UnliftedFFITypes, ViewPatterns, XmlSyntax #-}

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 18:13

>>26
Ruby can agree to disagree, while Scheme wants to behead those who insult Islam.
Ruby recognizes that magic may exist and understands it's appeal, while Scheme emotionally argued for Small Bomb Theory for hours on end.

Wouldn't Scheme argue that Allah did it though?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 21:04

Folks, folks. If you all combined spend the same amount of time flaming this guy as he spent writing his troll post, then he has won. So shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 21:34

>>48
he has won.
won what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 21:34

one internets

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 21:35

>>49
He masturbates to your anger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-24 22:20

>>26
Ruby plays the Touhou as Marisa when she's available, while Go won't play at all if he can't play as Reimu.
Figures that Ruby would like that bitchy little thief.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 2:48

>>44
Is Racket's macro any different from R5RS'?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 3:20

>>39
CL's macros are already as powerful as they could be. You can transform the code within the macro body to any computationally tractable lisp expression. If anything, this is too powerful, as it takes a language designer to avoid shooting yourself in the foot.

The scheme macro systems emphasize readablity and making it harder to shoot yourself in the foot by making macros more restrictive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 3:26

>>52
Except Ruby is too slow to play Marisa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 4:25

>>46
Rank2Types is the same as RankNTypes

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 5:07

>>52
marisa is cute

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 6:18

>>57
Reimu is cuter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 6:22

Ruby accepts the fact that programming is demeaning
Explains a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 6:26

>>58
Cudder is cuter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:04

>>26
Saved.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:07

>>46
You don't seem to understand the meaning of the word ``buzzword''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:08

>>52
How is playing as Reimu bad anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:19

>>63
Nasty armpits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:36

>>64
Completely shaven, lightly sweaty armpits.
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:16

javascript

it offers innovative web technologies such as closures (allows you to create functions that retain their lexical environment), metaprogramming (new Function()), and smart comparisons (== and !=)

its working version, Harmony, will further revolutionize the field of computer science with home-grown ideas like generators (allows code to behave as though it is asynchronous), array comprehensions (build up arrays via generators, all in one expression!), tail-call optimization (calling a function in tail position does not use additional stack space), and much more!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:06

Perl

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:15

「 check my cool new quotes 」

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:25

>>68
Thanks man, I'll be sure to use them「 ! 」

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 18:48

>>63
Nasty, dried-up, unshaved vagina, like all Japs. The gaijin genes that give Marisa her blond hair fixes that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 19:25

>>70
gaijin genes make her shave vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 21:18

C/C++.  Official language of the demoscene.  As cool as it gets for anything programming related..  Well.. as cool as graffiti and street culture ever was.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 21:42

>>71
Yes. Those same genes also make her wash it on the regular basis, and keeps her from breaking out in sobs during sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 21:59

>>72
This. Unless you need even more optimization, where assembly is your friend.

(except if you're Linus Torvals, who supposedly upon first getting an assembler figured out he has been coding in pure machine code thinking it was assembly.)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 22:15

Ruby can make an eleven language quine. http://d.hatena.ne.jp/ku-ma-me/20090916

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 22:40

>>33
No wonder men always look at her

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 22:57


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