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Anonymous2013-06-23 10:13
Symta (v1.1 I believe) is the coolest until Nikita rescinds the forced singular expression of the line and the forced exclamation point indenting of the code (and the english keywords) in the newest version.
C++, especially with the Qt/KDE libs. The "C" stands for cool, the "++" makes it extra cool, and KDE is the "Kool" Desktop Environment.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 0:12
>>23
But Qt is cute. You can't be both cool and cute at the same time. That's like mixing Chiyo and Sakaki. What you get is the worst parts of both.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 0:14
DA ILLEST PRGRMMG LANG IS
COBOLT
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Anonymous2013-06-24 3:38
Ruby has a life outside the internet, while Python can't go six hours without playing Call of Duty and geting called a faggot by preteen boys on XBox Live.
Ruby teaches gym class and lets you smoke under the bleachers, while Java teaches third-grade english and makes you read aloud in class.
Ruby has the ability to empathize with others, while Clojure has over two terabytes of child porn.
Ruby is healthy and stong, while Perl has AIDS and needs life support machines to keep him breathing.
Ruby sometimes enjoys weed, while Common Lisp sucked off a nigger for a single crack rock.
Ruby loves animal and treasures the companionship, while Haskell ran over your dog and made you clean up the mess.
Ruby has a vast collection of anime stored on his hard drive, while Smalltalk streams anime and buys the DVDs.
Ruby is financially secure and has invested his money wisely, while C++ is always trying to borrow money to buy real estate on the moon.
Ruby respects people's personal space, while Fortran gets six inches from your face and spits when he talks.
Ruby can agree to disagree, while Scheme wants to behead those who insult Islam.
Ruby never hits on your girlfriend, while BASIC molests your children.
Ruby has a good job and good mental health, while Symta lives with his mother and spends 18 hours a day shitposting on obscure forums in a foreign language.
Ruby is clean and neat, while Lua leaves his trash in your car whenever you take him somewhere.
Ruby was voted `Most Likely To Succeed' in high school, while Scala took a gun to school and shot the place up.
Ruby cares about a friend's safety, while PHP secretly laced your weed with PCP then called the cops on you.
Ruby knows that Jews are evil, while C# is a jew himself.
Ruby served nine tours of duty in six different wars, while F# dodge the draft and moved to Canada.
Ruby plays the Touhou as Marisa when she's available, while Go won't play at all if he can't play as Reimu.
Ruby is learning Japanese to translate visual novels for others, while Javascript is learning Japanese so he can read hentai by himself.
Ruby accepts the fact that programming is demeaning, while OCaml also agrees that programming is demeaning.
Ruby takes care to not break your stuff, while Pascal clumsily dropped super glue on your carpet.
Ruby gets laid with a new girl every night, while C cries while masturbating herself to sleep.
Ruby offers you the last piece of food, while Ada orders a bunch of appetizers then eats most of them but still wants to divide the check evenly.
Ruby recognizes that magic may exist and understands it's appeal, while Scheme emotionally argued for Small Bomb Theory for hours on end.
Ruby is the model Aryan to carry on the Human Race, while Game Maker Language has 24 chromosomes.
Ruby is a well mannered drinker, while Assembly thought it would be funny to take a shit in the sink.
Ruby values functionality over form, while Forth is an art major who loudly complains about `conformist' with his hipster friends in Starbucks.
Ruby can function in almost any environment, while Verilog thinks the Sun is going to eat him and refuses to go outside.
Ruby knows when and how to tell a good story, while Tcl talks about 4chan and lolies at parties that he got a pity invite to.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 4:44
>>26 Ruby has a good job and good mental health, while Symta lives with his mother and spends 18 hours a day shitposting on obscure forums in a foreign language.
Shalom, Hymie!
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Anonymous2013-06-24 8:16
>>24
but you can. konata is cute and cool at the same time
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Anonymous2013-06-24 8:19
Ruby gets laid with a new girl every night, while C cries while masturbating herself to sleep.
wait.. c is a homosexual female?
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Anonymous2013-06-24 8:40
Theres nothing cooler than perl6
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Anonymous2013-06-24 11:41
Not to make a new thread: is Racket actually good for anything besides making toy languages and playing around with lambdas? Is it used in the industry at all?
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Anonymous2013-06-24 12:21
>>35
Naughty Dog used Racket for creating domain-specific languages. They've got a long Lisp tradition: they also did Crash Bandicoot's GOOL compiled by a Common Lisp program and Jak's GOAL.
>>36
Wow, good links, except that they're mostly about CL-like lisps.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 14:23
>>37 except that they're mostly about CL-like lisps.
That is because nobody cares about pure-functional crap in practice. Lisp is good because of it's macros, not because of lazy-lists.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 14:27
>>38
But Racket macros are a lot more powerful than in CL, and Racket allows mutation.
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Anonymous2013-06-24 15:21
>>39 Racket macros are a lot more powerful than in CL
[citation needed]