/prog/ - Neural Nets to sort images

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 20:42

So google can find images of cats with ANNs. That's nothing. My latest project is training a neural net to sort hentai by character. This is going to change the world.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 22:20

Three words
Subclass discriminant analysis
Zeal and fury, brother.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 22:47

I just want something that can pick my porn for me. I'm tired of aimlessly wondering through directories in search of something that was disgusting before but now seems so hot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 23:04

wondering
epic

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:11

>>3
We should start a lean enterprise SaaS startup with the goal of creating a UX-focused viral peer-to-peer HTM5 web app written in node.js to solve the problem of information overload in the online pornography space.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:16

>>5
If we can work WebGL in there somehow, I'm in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:23

>>5,6
Make sure to use flat design, as well. The hardest part will be creating a name that easily ends in .io .

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:30

goatse.io

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:38

>>7
fellat.io and cullining.us

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:41

cloud.xxx

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 1:58

In the movie Gayniggers from Outer Space, what is the name of the russian song that plays at 13:06-14:37?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:01

>>11
Since when are Russians capable of creative endeavors like making music?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:05

>>12
Don't derail this please. I really want to find out what the name is so I can listen to the song in its entirety.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:06

myan.us

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:08

wow I thought that neural nets can do everything insanity was long dead, apparently not - how's 1966 treating you OP?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:12

if I mapped the human brain into an ANN would the computer be sentient?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:22

>>16
if someone uploaded your mind into a computer it would be the first illiterate computer in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:24

>>16 see >>15

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:30

>>15
Not being good for everything doesn't imply that they are good for nothing. They have their places, and it's certainly easier to make than trying to find an algorithm that can name porn based on content.

>>18
Watch yourself buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:34

>>15
naive neural nets are a bad model for the human brain. they're not /that/ useful for other things either.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 2:44

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 4:29

>>17
if someone uploaded your anus into a computer it would be the first gay computer in the world

Name: !!lo8qqZXyFSQPCLr 2013-06-20 4:46

test

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 5:46

>>22
What about the Mac Mini?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 6:03

>>22
I am offended by your usage of homosexuality-related terms as pejorative.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:14

CUNTYSHITFAGNIGGERTITS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 16:35

penis covered in poo is pejorative

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 0:29

SVM niggaz!

Neural Nets to sort images

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