How many unwashed russians does it

Twenty. One to drunkenly attempt to replace it and fall off the stepladder and nineteen to blame it on a jewish conspiracy.

You dumbass, all Russian oligarchs are kikes. It doesn't take 19 men to see a conspiracy.

>>2
"Men"? You mean "persons"?

>>3
I mean "men" as in "human beings".

How many orthodox Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6000000 to whine about "Holocaust", while 1 (one) stupid goy screws their lightbulb.

>>5
Regular jews would do just fine

>>6
Regular Jews are too busy making central bank ponzi schemes, like Federal Reserve.

I've been out of /prog/ for months, is that useless bag of shit still jobless?

>>8
Russian IT is occupied with Jews, so no good Russian person can find a job. Same for American IT. Only cocksucking shabbos goyim get jobs.

Russian Internet isn't really Russian, because major .ru sites are owned by Israeli citizens:
vk.com is owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Leviev
yandex.ru/moikrug.ru is owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Segalovich
Livejournal.com/lj.ru by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mamut
odnoklassniki.ru by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Milner
mail.ru by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Grishin
diary.ru by http://karaidel.livejournal.com/profile
lj.rossia.org by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misha_Verbitsky

Same for American Internet
google.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Brin
facebook.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
bing.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer
duckduckgo.com - owned by Gabe Weinberg
github.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Horowitz
reddit.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Irving_Newhouse,_Jr. (Jew)
tumblr.com - owned by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Karp

>>9
Also, I got banned at linux.org.ru the moment they discovered I'm non Jewish: http://vk.com/antisemitic?z=photo189833992_301291658%2Fwall189833992_261

this proves that GNU/Linux is a Jewish piece of shit and Stallman is a kike.

to raise the temperature high enough to burn jews?

>>9
I think you mean Indians control the planet's IT administrators. Haven't you noticed that they all speak with a West-Asian accent?

>>9
Peace, stud!

>>12
Are you sure Zuckerberg and Segal are Indian surnames?

>>14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segal
Alan F. Segal, American Professor of Jewish Studies
how a person with "Indian" surname became interested in "Jewish Studies"?