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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 18:55

Japan and it's slow, buggy, poorly designed garbage is great an all, but have you forgotten, PEARL HARBOR?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:04

Name: C++ 2013-06-16 19:06

Texas and it's slow, buggy, poorly designed garbage is great and all, but have you forgotten, THE ALAMO?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:11

u mean its*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:12

>>4
no he doesn't you fucking illiterate retard

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:12

>>4
No, there is an implied comma between the subject and the post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:15

U MEAN TITS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:36

>>5,6
Actually, the subject is Japan and Japan's (slow, buggy, poorly designed garbage).  The it's cannot be the verb applied to Japan (and Ruby, if you read titles that way) because is in is great an all already fills that role.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:42

Ruby is kawaii dess! ( ^ω^)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 19:49

>>8
Oh yeah? Well, James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher. Explain that(!), grammar teacher.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 20:04

Japan and it is slow, buggy, poorly designed garbage is great an all, but have you forgotten, [i][b]PEARL HARBOR[b]?[/i]

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 20:27

At least Ruby isn't Jewish.

Name: C 2013-06-16 22:05

USA and it's cryptic, buggy, poorly designed garbage is great an all, but have you forgotten, HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 22:10

More like PERL HARBOR amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 23:40

U MENA PERL HASKELL

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-16 23:49

>>10
Malo malo malo malo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 2:06

Actually, thank you America for bombing Hirosima & Nagasaki. You foresaw the threat of anime and weeaboo, and tried to prevent it. Too bad you didn't go through with it and now the island retards are polluting the media with their ugly, stupid, worthless cartoons and comics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 3:32

>>17
Aww... Did Konata break up with you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 3:38

>>18
Is that another one of your ugly cartoon whores with swollen eyes and bad drawing quality?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 4:46

>>19
cartoon
It's called anime.
swollen eyes
Bigger eyes are cuter, thus drawing more empathy from the viewer, and more expressive.
bad drawing quality
Visual arts revolve around a peculiar balance between caricature, impressionism and realism; and the Nippon have obviously found a very swee~t spot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:13

Actually, thank you Nazi Germany for holocausting Jews & Commies. You foresaw the threat of Mel Brooks and The Beetles, and tried to prevent it. Too bad you didn't go through with it and now the hollywood retards are polluting the media with their ugly, stupid, worthless hitler comedies and protest music.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:15

>>20
Stop implying anime is not a cartoon.

Bigger eyes are cuter, thus drawing more empathy from the viewer, and more expressive.

If by drawing you mean "grabbing" and by empathy you mean "dick", then yes, they draw your empathy. There is no need to use euphemisms, though. We are on /prog/, no one will judge you(besides me, that guy and David - Davids are always judgemental)

very swee~t spot.
Just like KFC, popular in Nihon during New Year. The problem is this swee~t spot is a shit. Why don't you fap to cartoon horses instead? They too have big kawaii(means "pretty") me (means "eye").

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:16

>>20
Anime is an especially ugly and inane brand of cartoons. It's made by soulless, formulaic Japanese monkeys to cater to teenage sexually frustrated perverts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:43

>>23
As former teenage sexually frustrated perverts ret/a/rd, I agree. Fortunately times have changed. I'm not teenage anymore, so I can't stand anime

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:44

>>23
As a sexually frustrated individual, I am offended by that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 7:51

Allow me to interject for a moment:

America is not a country

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 7:52

>>26
It's a confederation of countries, so what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 7:55

>>26
Then what is it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 7:55

Allow me to interject for a moment:

Israel is not a country

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 7:56

>>27
There is no confederation known as "America"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 8:01

>>24
But are you still sexually frustrated?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 8:21

>>30
Yeah, it's known as USA, Union of the Countries of America.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 8:40

>>29
Here Matt Rosenberg explains why Palestine isn't a country, but Israel is:
http://geography.about.com/od/politicalgeography/a/palestinenot.htm

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 8:49

>>32
The USA is a federation, not a confederation.

Name: >>34 2013-06-17 8:50

Wait, what the fuck am I doing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 8:59

i like ruby.  i used to like perl, but not much people use it these days.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:04

i like ruby.  i used to like haskell, but not much people use it these days.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:08

i like golang. i used to like ruby, but too much people use it these days

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:10

i like little girls. i used to like faggots, but too much people accepts them these days.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:56

much people
much people
much people
Get outta here, non-English speaking untermensch!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 10:05

untermensch
Get outta here, non-English speaking 馬鹿野郎

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 10:22

>>41
馬鹿野郎
Get out of here, non-English speaking gaikokujin!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 10:32

>>41-42
How many times do I have to tell you you're not impressing anyone by using random Japanese words you learned while reading your first Japanese language textbook?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 10:34

>>43
How is it even possible to impress someone with a pathetic subhuman language that cannot even be completely written in an alphabet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 10:41

>>44
I don't know, ask the weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 11:16

>>21
SO much this

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 11:19

>>41
stop shitposting guys. please take the thread seriously

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 11:56

just think how OP must feel to have his thread ruined like this

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:06

>>40

>much people

>much people

>much people

Get outta here, non-English speaking untermensch!

you much mad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:19

Symta: when I is 1 2 3: say I is one of the first three numbers

Ruby: when (I == 1 || I == 2 || I == 3) puts("%d is one of the first three numbers\n", I);

Name: [Goldenstein] 2013-06-17 13:20

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:22

>>51
Are you a bot?

test:
Symta: ...
Ruby: ...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:32

>>47
no

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:57

Perl6: if ( $i == (1|2|3) ) { say "$i is one of the first three numbers" }

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 14:06

>>53
That is just sad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 14:24

>>55
Won't you try my breast milk?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 15:19

>>56
Breast milk has low nutrient density according to Mat Lalonde's nutrient density presentation

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 15:21

>>57
What about dick milk?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 15:29

>>58
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,”

One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.“

Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 16:04

>>59
(pictured)
Where?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 17:08

>>59
why is it illegal to convince dumb people to suck your dick?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 18:07

>>43
他是日本鬼子,哈哈哈
殺一切小日本

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 20:34

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 20:39

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 20:42

>>62
Yeah, fucking Japs. That weeaboo is pretending to be one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 21:44

>>48
Don't worry, I'm not upset.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 23:53

الله أكبر

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 3:51

ru/b/y on lels

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 20:26

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Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 15:59

>>2
HOLY SHIT
why isn't the media all over this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 17:04

>>71
they're busy promoting cultural enrichment brought by feral niggers

>>73
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 18:17

>>54

 1|2|3 evaluates to 3. Just type in if $i == 3

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:16

>>50

PROPER Ruby:

puts "#{I} is one of the first three numbers" if (1..3).include? I

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:47

Ruby is code is easier to read and write than Python, scripting languages are not designed or used for their performance, and Japanese people are for more intelligent and successful than the fatass American college dropouts populating this board.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:52

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 15:48

>>75
WHATS UR FAVORITE TOUHOU

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