Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 16:42
A well-known scientist (some say it was Geráld J. Sussman) once gave a public lecture on computer science. He described how the computer could be programmed to various things and how problems could be modeled on an abstract machine that is considered to have infinite resources, so that a working mathematical model can be achieved. In the middle of the lecture, an ugly, bald Russian at the back of the room got up and screamed: "Bullshit! Bullshit you fucking kike! There is no such thing as infinity you despicable kike liar!" The scientist gave a tired sigh before replying, "If the idea of infinity bothers you, just think that it increases without bound." "You're very clever kike, very snake-like," barked the subhuman Russian. "But it's exclamation marks all the way down!"