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What does the NSA think about /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 1:34

Are we all (even you stupid non-American's who didn't even help pay for the infrastructure to monitor you: fucking leeches) going to prison because Nikiketa Sadkovski keeps planning to start killing Jews?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 1:58

Black helicopters have been following me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 2:05

anyone who takes anything on world4ch seriously has serious problems

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 2:07

>>3
It's the US government. Will they take it seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 2:15

>>3
If you have serious problems, wouldn't you have to take that seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 2:52

Yup. Hope you like getting raped by a fat nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 3:16

america can't into nikita
you stupid non-American's

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 4:33

>>7
Goldman cannot into sarcasm?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 4:34

I am a fat nigger and I can comfirm that OP is getting raped and is liking it. Sort of kills the fun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 4:55

>It provides for the targeting of any customers of participating corporations who live outside the United States, or American citizens whose communications include web content of people outside the United States. Data which the NSA is able to obtain under PRISM allegedly includes email, video and voice chat, videos, photos, voice over IP conversations, file transfers, login notifications and social networking details.

According to the Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, PRISM [b]cannot be used intentionally to target any Americans or [i]anyone in the United States[/b].
Hahahahah! Take that, Euroscum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 4:58

I thought that we are all here from NSA.

>>10
You "expert" of world4ch's quotation! You are shaming us in front of NSA. They could think now that we can't quote properly. And it's your fault. Take responsibility.

And check my dubs while you are at it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 5:15

Dear NSA,
     It has come to my attention that you are monitoring, well, everything, and I would like to make a few things clear. First, whenever I pretended to be a Navy Seal Marine and threatened to kill those little bitches, I was just kidding. I would never inflict violence on anyone. Next, I would like to apologize for my poorly thought-out post that used insensitive language towards African-Americans.
     I would also like to clarify about the whole anti-semitism thing: I was just trying to look cool. See, pretending to hate Jews is the latest fashion among
/prog/riders and I only wanted to fit in. I have no resentment towards the Chosen People at all. On the other hand, there is an autistic Islamic Russian who really does mean it and is likely going to do something terroristic one day, who may interest you.
     Which brings me to my final subject: I would like the NSA to know that I am willing to testify against anyone on this board, with any accusation that you choose. In exchange for a plea agreement which results in no jail time, and provides Witness Protection.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 5:16

Since the 1980s, a coalition of countries has agreed to spy on each other's communications to get around the "we don't spy on our own citizens" thing.  Since the Patriot Act, that method has become less necessary for the US specifically.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 5:57

>>12
Snitches get stitches, сука.

Name: [Goldsky] 2013-06-10 6:00

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 7:07

>>1
no more eight days of fire? awww

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 7:17

don't worry, we'll hit the nsa instead ;D

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 7:58

>>12
autistic Islamic Russian
You have serious cases of dementophobia, islamophobia and russophobia.

And terrorists are just freedom fighters, because Arabs haven't invited Jews to Palestine.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 8:35

>>12
I am willing to testify that you are gigantic faggot kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 9:44

>>12
This is my first time on world4ch, please don't testify against me!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 10:24

>>20
I can testify that this is a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 10:48

>>21
You can. But would you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 11:13

>>22
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 16:48

I have a waterboarding fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 17:03

Dear NSA,
     Last week, I accidentally deleted a
Crytoanarcho-Bitcoinist political manifesto I was working on, losing several months of work. I would be ever so grateful if you could return to me the the latest copy that you have, so that we both save time and manpower.

Love,
Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 19:21

The NSA can suck my fucking nuts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 19:38

NSA is NASA without the A

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:10

PRISM quotes of the day
He's not a whistleblower, He's a traitor..
If you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to hide..
It's all completely legal...

Yes, acting in the interests of the common people is treachery.
So why was PRISM hidden..? Obviously there's a few issues..
Everything is legal when you make the laws...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:15

>>28
only pedokikes want privacy

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:25

>>25
Our national security remote backup system only works for computer running Windows or Apple software, as well as a limited range of backdoonationally secured BIOSes. You may purchase a copy of Windows here: http://www.microsoft.com/

Alternatively, you may use any cloud storage service hosted in the United States to enjoy our free national security versioning system. You may also use a cloud storage service hosted in another country as long as your non-SSL connection is routed through one of our friendly backup stations.

Have a nice day, James.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:27

>>29
that's okay. I want Answers. Public ones.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:40

Let them monitor me. i trust myself enough..
Why can't i monitor them..? Shouldn't it be `all Perfectly legal'?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:45

I mean, if you can't even follow your own rules, is anyone going to take them seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:12

>>30
friendly backup stations
that's it, I lost it

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:08

And morally, how do you reconcile monitoring every child's phone in the country?
You don't see any potential for abuse?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:14

How many terrorists do you think there are in all reality?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:19

Count the number of `terrorist attacks' in the last 100 years, and compare with plain old `military attacks'...
And the difference is?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:45

Actually, it's kind of scary that it could even be illegal to look at something... What do you think eyes are for?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:55

USA media and government seem to really love worst-case scenarios.

Here's a scenario for you: a member of a pedo ring gains access to the database you've so dutifully built. Checkmate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 23:56

So if i look at a zebra...?
ffs is it my mind or yours?

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