What does the NSA think about /prog/?

Are we all (even you stupid non-American's who didn't even help pay for the infrastructure to monitor you: fucking leeches) going to prison because Nikiketa Sadkovski keeps planning to start killing Jews?

Dear NSA,
     It has come to my attention that you are monitoring, well, everything, and I would like to make a few things clear. First, whenever I pretended to be a Navy Seal Marine and threatened to kill those little bitches, I was just kidding. I would never inflict violence on anyone. Next, I would like to apologize for my poorly thought-out post that used insensitive language towards African-Americans.
     I would also like to clarify about the whole anti-semitism thing: I was just trying to look cool. See, pretending to hate Jews is the latest fashion among/prog/riders and I only wanted to fit in. I have no resentment towards the Chosen People at all. On the other hand, there is an autistic Islamic Russian who really does mean it and is likely going to do something terroristic one day, who may interest you.
     Which brings me to my final subject: I would like the NSA to know that I am willing to testify against anyone on this board, with any accusation that you choose. In exchange for a plea agreement which results in no jail time, and provides Witness Protection.

Sincerely,
Anonymous