(p)OOP is the the worst thing ever!

Object oriented programming is an absolute pile of shit.

Please guys stop using it.

I've done the whole OOP thing for over a decade. I came to realize it's nothing more than a cult, a religion--just like most other /prog/riders.

Unfortunately, where I work, they still drink the OOP koolaid. It's impossible to convince them to think outside of the OOP straightjacket, they have too much misguided "faith." How can I show them the error of their ways?