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Why aren't you programming on Java right

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 16:29

Are you allergic to $$ or something? Think about the shekels

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 17:05

Because I'm programming on Java wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 17:37

What would I do with money when I can program in scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 17:47

I'm also programming on Java wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 17:51

What would I do with money when I can program in scheme?
 ENTERPRISE HOOKERS

Or didn't mom and dad tell you about the birds and bees yet?
Look at this then:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1361385196

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 17:56

>>5
I don't need harlots to keep me entertained. Only my mind!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 18:00

>>5
implements STD<incurable>

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 18:05

This is programming;
This is Java;
This is programming on Java.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 1:01

>>1
I make more money programming in C/C++/Objective-C and being able to us OpenGL, Direct3D, and OpenCL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 2:53

>>9
I actually write ENTERPRISE Java for a living, because I am an honorless worm with no shame, and my current assignment is working with JOGL.  I bring this up because if some Java fanboy comes into the thread he will undoubtedly mention it, but fuck him, you're completely right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 13:18

I hate everything about Java. The syntax, the names, the concepts, the IDEs, the stupid foreach, the packages, the jars, everything. C/C++ all day every day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:01

Lisp: "Hello, World!"

Java:
public class HelloWorld {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!");
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:03

>>11
why so buttmad, bro?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:05

>>13
why so e/g/in win, /g/ro? LLEEELLL E/G/IN BUTTMAD MEME XDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 17:29

Why would I program in Java when I can program in Scala and get paid the same?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 17:59

>>15
Scala is too complicated: https://github.com/scalaz/scalaz/blob/scalaz-seven/core/src/main/scala/scalaz/Kleisli.scala

an average developer would never understand it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 19:24

test

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