/prog/ - If JAVA is so good...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 15:12

Why isn't it used outside the ENTERPRISE?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 15:15

If money is good, why isn't it printed outside of Federal Reserve?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 15:28

>>2
Money is all the devil.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:01

java sucks

go for Ruby or at least Python

Node.js is fine too

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:06

>>4
Back to Hacker News, ``technical co-founder''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:10

>>5

Java's ecosystem purely sucks.

For programmers Java is a nightmare a fucking nightmare.

Ruby is pure beauty and art with a fantastic community.

Java was made for the big bosses to have armies of freshly graduated code monkeys.

If you want to code and love your job, then go for Ruby, which was essentially created for programming joy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 17:46

>>6
...go for Ruby, which was essentially created for programming goyim.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:02

>>6
How does that make Ruby, FIOC or Node.jews any better? Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:01

Node.jews
Made me lel in starbucks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:05

Node.jews
FUCK why didn't I think of that, oy I'm going to have to seek council with my mohel now, I've been beaten to the punch by a goy!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 22:23

Allahu Akbar.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 3:21

>>6
>Ruby
>Fantastic community

lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 17:39

Ruby was made by a Nipponese that makes it automatically superior.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 18:32

>>13
Superior shit, the ones that you spit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 19:29

Check my god damn dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-03 5:08

>>13
Everything made by untermensch is superior? Sounds like bullshit.

If JAVA is so good...

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