/prog/ - C Questions and Answers

Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-31 17:11

IN DIS THRED I'LL ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS U FUCKIN STACK BOYS HAVE ABOUT C. QUESTION #1, GO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:16

where is the C stack

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:33

GO!
That's not a question.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:36

Which field of mathematics do you like more?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:39

Which infinite set do you like more?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:40

Which data structure based on stacks do you like more?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:54

Do you prefer push or pop?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:59

Why is it the third letter of the alphabet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 17:59

What's a stack boy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 18:05

Why is C syntax so ugly?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:06

Still waiting Lambda A. Calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:32

Well here's a calculus question from a book of mine. Let's see your answer.

Given a vector valued function:
F(x,y,z) = x²zi+y²xj+(y+2zk)

What is ∇*F ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:38

>>12
Are you fucking serious? That's easy as pie. Also, U MENA ∇F, or ∇F*F? Your notation is not clear, at least for me.

Not the LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL LE RETOID FACE E/G/IN XDDDD guy, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:44

What standard should I read? The C99 standard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:48

Spit or swallow?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:50

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 19:52

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-31 20:29

>>12
you probably meant
F(x, y, z) = x^2*z*i + y^2*x*j + (y + 2*z)*k

or in a saner notation
F(x, y, z) = (x^2*z, y^2*x, y + 2*z)

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-01 0:29

>>2
ITS IN UR ASS U FUCKIN STACK BOI

>>4,5,12
NOT C U FUCKIN MATH BOYS. REED DA FUCKING TITLE

>>6
PISS OFF YA FUCKIN STACK BOI. DA INDUSTRY STANDARD SAYS U GOTTA USE DA BEST TOOL FOR DA JOB, SO WATS DA JOB, U CORPORATE CRITTER?

>>7
GET FUCKED

>>8
WHY DA FUCK IS DA B PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE'S NAME DA SECOND LETTER OF DA ALPHABET YA RETOID? IT WAS NAMED BY AN UNCREATIVE AUTIST, DATS Y.

>>9
SEE >>2

>>10
TAKE A LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF DEANIS RICKY AND BRIAN KERNIGHAN AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY YA FUCKIN RETOID.

>>14
GOTTA REED DEM ALL

NEXT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:44

How complex must my project become before it contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:49

>>12

Do you mean curl (∇ × F) or divergent gradient (∇F)?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:51

>>20
NOT VERY COMPLEX, SINCE UR PROBABLY A SHITTY PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:51

divergent gradient

Meant gradient only.
le sorry xD (ironic shitpost, btw :p)

>>18

I think you mean:

F(x, y, z) = <x^2*z, y^2*x, y + 2*z>

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-01 0:52

OUT OF MY THRED YA FUCKING MATH BOYS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:52

>>19
TAKE A LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF DEANIS RICKY AND BRIAN KERNIGHAN AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY YA FUCKIN RETOID.

Asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 0:59

>>25
DON'T WORRY, DEANIS RICKY DON'T LOOK DAT WAY ANYMORE. HE'S A SKELETON NOW. POPPAVIC FROM ##c KEPT HIS CORPSE IN HIS FREEZER AND SNACKED ON HIS FLESH THROUGHOUT DA MONTH HE WAS DEAD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 1:11

>>22
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 2:03

>>27
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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 2:03

>>26
His body is a skeleton you retard, not him.

wanna argue about it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 2:06

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Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-01 5:38

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OUT OF MY THRED YA FUCKIN RETOIDS.

NEXT C QUESTION.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 5:57

how do i master C?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 6:30

ITT: piss off the lambda

Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-01 6:48

>>32
REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 6:53

is that necessary?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 7:00

>>35
UNLESS U WANNA BE A FUCKIN STACK BOY

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 7:02

The funny thing about this lambda guy is that he cant program for shit and he cant program for shit in his favourite language.

Also he's mad that he has trouble doing simple math like 66 + 7 = ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 7:03

where does one find the standard mastery standards?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 7:09

i'd like to skip the beginners stuff ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 7:18

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``k'' was supposed to be outside of the brackets. OP don't add Calculus into your name next time if you can't solve advanced calc problems.

I will answer it now, unfortunately there is so tex or jsmath, so I will answer it with my EXPERT BBCODE skills.

Q) Given a vector valued function: F(x,y,z) = x²zi+y²xj+(y+2z)k

A) ∇ × F = | i j k | | d d d | | dx dy dz | | x²z y²x y+2t| = i + x²j + y²k

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:06

>>40
single variable calculus problem of a highschool honours level
advanced

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:12

>>41
Who are you quoting, shitstain? Nobody said anything about single variable calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:15

ai+bj+ck notation is really ugly. Stop that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:25

>>42
Fuck off retard
muh baby rudin

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:29

>>44
What are you trying to say?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:33

>>45
Keep mocking me, fool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:33

I love eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 8:48

I dream of eggwings drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 11:03

>>46
Gladly

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 11:24

How does one learn category theory, Lambda? I want to understand monads so I can Haskell your imperative ass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 12:19

>>50
could you be more specific on what you want to learn? category theory is not about monads.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-01 16:05

>>37
PISS OFF YA FUCKING MATH BOY. I'LL DO ANY PROGRAMMING CHALLENGE U GOT SO LONG AS IT AIN'T FUCKING STUPID.

>>38
I BEAT DA SHIT OUT OF SOME WIMPY RETOID FROM ISO AND TOOK 'EM.

>>39
U ARE A BEGINNER U RETOID

>>40
CALCULUS IS MY SURNAME WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT, U FUCKING MATH BOY. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP ADDING "Shiteater" TO DA END OF UR NAME UNTIL YOU START EATING MY SHIT EVERY DAY, YA FUCKING RETOID?

>>45
U KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT HE'S SAYIN' U FUCKIN RETOID. NO BULLSHIT IN MY THRED. EITHER MAN UP OR GET DA FUCK OUT.

>>50,51
OUT OF MY THRED YA FUCKING MATH BOYS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 18:37

Do you ever use anything other than C?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 18:49

>>40
Looks better than both tex and jsmath.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 19:17

>>49
insecure butthurt

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:00

>>51
Monads are part of linear algebra now?

No, you fucktard, monads are part of category theory.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:09

Which is your favorite mathematical theorem?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-01 20:11

>>56
you're right, thanks!

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-06-02 2:14

>>53
I USE SCHEME

>>56-58
GET UR MATH-BOY SHIT OUT OF MY THRED YA FUCKIN RETOIDS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 2:22

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