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you just can't make this shit up

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 2:23

I subscribe to anarcha-feminism.
...later...

Should cigarettes be illegal?
Yes. I smoke, but logically, there is no reason for them to be legal when there is no benefit to smoking

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 2:51

Shorter than me, adorable in every way
▲ We have sex regularly
▲ Been together for many years
▲ Trust her unconditionally
▲ One day, she sits me down for a talk
▲ Has a sad look on her face
▲ She tells me she was raped a few weeks back
▲ She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive
▲ We‛ve had sex at least 4 times after
▲ She‛s just telling me now because she was so scared
▲ I build up with explosive, uncontrollable rage
▲ Punch her in the face as hard as I can
▲ She falls down
▲ Still pissed off, can‛t even see straight
▲ Keep punching her as hard as I can
▲ Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood
▲ Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch
▲ Keep punching
▲ Leave, her parents come home after
▲ Fast-forward a few weeks
▲ She‛s in a face bandage, stitches everywhere
▲ She told her parents a robber came in and did this
▲ She didn‛t want me in jail because she felt bad
▲ I feel terrible inside
▲ Go to apologize three weeks later
▲ Ask her sister where she is
▲ With tears in her eyes, her sister says she fell into a coma
▲ Run to the hospital to say sorry before it‛s too late
▲ Get to her room
▲ Open the door
▲ Get on the floor
▲ Everybody walk the dinosaur

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 3:48

>>2
not funny, dont post

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 4:44

hidden in a spam email : ? 1/2

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 4:47

2/2

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 11:32

Is cum kosher?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 12:12

>>6
Yes, very.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 12:17

these gen-x-ers wear anarchism like clothing, they have no idea what it means and they certainly don't care about it as an ideology, it's just a way of being trendy and feeling cool about not voting

Name: 1 2013-05-28 23:54

>>8
this is actually from a 20 year old.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 3:24

>>4
I once published a short story by embedding it in spam messages.
Unfortunately, I never got much readers.  Should have used deviantart instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 14:44

You have to be somewhat wary of anarcha-feminists. Some of them subscribe to radical gender theory, like rejection of gender binary, rejection of sexual identity, or even rejection of identity itself - which is pretty bad ass. But some of them are just idiots who think it sounds cool and use it as an excuse to engage in shitty identity politics.

>>8
>ideology
You're doing it wrong. One of anarchism's biggest benefits is that it isn't steeped in ideology.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 17:20

>>11
rejection of gender binary, rejection of sexual identity
The fact that this is considered ``radical'' is very, very sad.

even rejection of identity itself
I don't understand this part, are you referring to "identity as defined by other people (and wrt social norms)"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 17:53

>>11
>rejection of identity itself
So edgy

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 18:13

>>13
>le lel quotes from le /g/
So Reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 18:48

My gender is Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 18:50

There are a number of reasons why the gender binary can cause problems.

Firstly, its precise operation is not known and bugs cannot be detected by auditing social construct, but are frequently only diagnosed by painstaking detective work when a system begins to behave unexpectedly. Such undetected bugs may also silently expose users and systems to security hazards. The fitness for purpose of the gender thus cannot be checked, and even if a bug is found there is no way to fix it.

Secondly because the social construct is not available the gender cannot be improved by its users, nor ported from one architecture to another not originally supported, nor adapted to operate slight variants of the hardware.

Finally, users are forced to trust vendors or malicious third parties not to put backdoors and spyware into the binary. Again on the theme of trust, the hardware vendor can decide not to support some biological sexes, or to abandon gender maintenance at any time, or simply go out of business leaving the gender in limbo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 20:12

Legendre identity

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 21:40

>>12
>are you referring to "identity as defined by other people (and wrt social norms)"?
Sort of, yeah. It's the idea that "you" don't exist, either because "you" is a social construct, or because "you" are an individual under constant flux in a sort of panta rhei kind of deal (you know, the whole "No one steps in the same river twice," kind of thinking). So to say that "you" have some sort of quality (be in gender, sexual orientation, race, etc.) is largely meaningless, as these things can never really define you. A sort of nihilist perspective then uses negation theory to define identity in a kind of negative sense, which is where things like queer theory come into play - that is, "I" don't exist in any positive sense of the term, but instead have the property of "not straight/cis," which is called "queer." Then there's a critique of that, saying that is just another sort of positivist identity even if acquired through negation, and that instead you should just fuck who you like fucking and stop trying to think of identities, negative or not, to describe it.

This is all convoluted by society's projection of identities. For example, even if you don't identify as any identity, if you get your head bashed in because you were walking down the street not wearing something that a "man" should wear, socially defined reality is forced upon you. Which is why identity politics is a touchy issue: it's hard to find the line between rejecting these notions, yet acknowledging these problems are real and dealing with them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 22:33

>>18
>are you a le /g/eddit
Yes, look how I quote:
>LEEEEL
>LE MFW
>LE MUH
>LE IMPLYING
>LE INSTALL GENTOO XDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 23:59

>>18
you should just fuck who you like fucking and stop trying to think of identities, negative or not, to describe it.
Yeah, it kinda just boils down to that.

This is all convoluted by society's projection of identities.
"Convoluted" is an understatement.

Which is why identity politics is a touchy issue: it's hard to find the line between rejecting these notions, yet acknowledging these problems are real and dealing with them.
I don't see what the problem is here. Think about slavery; there was no incompatibility between rejecting the notion itself, and acknowledging the reality of the related issues and dealing with them. Maybe it's a "touchy issue" because a lot of easily-offended idiots are attracted to the political "sciences"?

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-30 0:08

>>1 U TELL DAT FUCKIN RETOID TO GO OUTSIDE AND ASK ANY NON-HUMAN CREATURE (SO LONG AS IT ISN'T ONE OF DOSE FUCKING PUSSY EUNUCHS YOU CALL ANTS) WHETHER TOBACCO SHUD BE ILLEGAL, DEN TELL DAT BITCH TO SHUT DA FUCK UP AND CONSIDER ITS RESPONSE. I PERSONALLY SUGGEST ASKING A NON-HUMAN PRIMATE. ONE DAT DOESN'T LIVE IN A FUCKING CAGE. IF U GO TO DA ZOO I'LL GO OVER THERE TOO AND SHOVE A STACK UP UR FUCKING ASSES.

AND AFTER U'VE DONE DAT, REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD YA RETOID.

AND DEN TAKE A HUGE GIGANTIC SHIT ON IT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:12

>>2 WAT DA FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U RETOID? SEXUAL INADEQUACY, DATS WAT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 0:13

>>8
VOTE FOR MY ANUS, U FUCKIN GEN-SIXTY-NINER.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-30 0:24

>>11
DOSE FUCKERS ARE JUST 'FUCKED UP' LIKE DER FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WAS. I KNEW A GIRL, ONE OF DEANIS RICKY'S ACTUALLY, WHO WAS PEED ON BY A FUCKING ELEPHANT DURING HER FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE. SINCE DAT DAY SHE HAD NO CRAVING FOR COCK OR VAGINA, SHE JUST LOVED BEING PEED ON BY BIG FUCKING ELEPHANTS.

IF DAT AINT DA CASE DEN DEY JUST THINK IT'S A 'SNAZZY IDEA' EVEN IF DER IMPRINTED SEXUAL PREFERENCES MATCH SOCIETY'S PERFECTLY. DOSE RETOIDS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN' LIARS

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:17

>>24
Your conservative bias has been exposed.

I know who you are, Joseph.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:19

If I was you, Joseph, I'd go back to messing with your radios and stop posting on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:34

The jews are after me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:52

After me are the jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 2:53

Me are the after jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 3:18

>>25
Shit.
LAMBDA, THE KIKES ARE AFTER YOU

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-30 4:45

>>25
WAT? U THINK IM A COSSERVATIVE COS I SAID DAT BEING PEED ON BY AN ELEPHANT IS FUCKED UP?

WHEN I SAY SOMETHING SEXUAL IS FUCKED UP I MEAN IT'S FUCKED UP IN DA VIEW OF SOCIETY. OBVIOUSLY THINGS LIKE SEX WITH CHILDREN R COMPLETELY FUCKING 'NORMAL' OUTSIDE OF UR SHITTY SOCIETY (JUST WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT BONOBOS AND YOU'LL SEE THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF CHILDREN JOIN IN ON THE SEX) BUT SINCE DAT WUD BE TOTALLY FUCKED UP IN UR SHITTY SOCIETY, I SAY IT'S FUCKED UP BECAUSE DAT'S DA GENERAL VIEW DAT U RETOIDS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO ACCEPT. SAME THING WITH BEING PEED ON BY AN ELEPHANT.

I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN, NOR DO I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU JERK OFF TO CHILD PORN. AND IF ONE OF U FUCKERS WANNA PLAY SHITTY GAMES LIKE "AAAA UR SO EVIL I GOTTA PROTECT MY CHILDREN BY PUTTING U IN A CAGE" I'M GONNA SHOVE A STACK UP UR ASS SO HARD DAT IT AIN'T EVEN GONNA B FUNNY. TAKE UR SHITTY MORALS ELSEWHERE YA FUCKIN RETOID.

>>26
MY NAME IS LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS AND U CAN STICK UR CRAPPY LEFT-RIGHT POLITICAL MODEL RIGHT UP UR FUCKIN ASS.

>>30
WAT DA FUCK IS UR PROBLEM?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 4:51

>>31
Beautiful post. Whenever I think of you, I think of Lambdadelta, and now I think your personality fits perfectly too. Wonderful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 5:01

>>32
WAT DA FUCK R U ON ABOUT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 5:02

>>33
Just shut up and kiss me, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 5:08

>>31
I have your IP now fucker and guess where it's going? Enjoy prison time and bubba, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 5:10

>>35
Also the cage for you and bubba will be a very small and tight stack.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 5:32

>>34
SHUT UP AND REED DA STANDARD YA USELESS DEESHBAG.

>>35
BRING IT ON YA FUCKIN RETOID

>>36
$50 SAYS BUBBA'S GOIN' DOWN ON DA FIRST NIGHT. DATS IF DEY EVER GET ME IN DER, HAH!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 6:50

RETOIDS
RETOISD
RETOSID
RETSOID
RESTOID
RSETOID
SRETOID
SRTEOID
STREOID
STEROID

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-05-30 7:04

>>38
ANABOLIC STEROIDS WILL HELP YA GET USE RETOIDS. JUST GO ON /fit/ AND THEY'LL HOOK YA UP WITH SOME.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 7:04

s/USE/HUGE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 7:24

GET USE
GET HYPE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 8:33

>>32
Wait a fucking second, are you DO( ≖‿≖)Y???

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 11:23

>>42
I love his music!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 11:29

>>43
ME TOO, but I know nothing about this Umineko thing, it was only after I looked it up did I realize that the title for his song on Horses' 666 Corpses was about some animu/bookgaem character.

I hope he's submitted something for the upcoming release!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 12:07

I agree, smoking is bad for your health and extremely addictive. it should be illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 12:26

>>45
I agree, overeating is bad for your health and extremely addictive. it should be illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 12:51

>>46
I agree, HAXING MY ANUS is bad for your health and extremely addictive. it should be illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 14:37

>>45
I agree, banning things you disagree with is bad for your freedom and extremely addictive. it should be illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 14:47

>>45
I agree, Java is bad for your mind and extremely idiotizing. it should be illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 15:39

>>32
I fucking lovelovelovelove ΛΔ, and it is insulting to her to insinuate that she is anything like that lowlife, rude cretin. I hope your death is painful and comes soon.

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