Fuck yeah brewskis. I just got a job at this hot new startup called Doggie-Dog Games where they make cool computer games in whatever ActiveX is written in for dogs and everyone is going to download our games for their pets. It's free and injects ads into webpages through an IE4 toolbar! They also gave me 30 million shares of stock!!!!! I'm going to cash out in a few years and be richer than Bill Gate$.
Oh, oh, oh, they also have foosball in the lounge!
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Anonymous2013-05-27 3:33
Holy shit man, I just got a 3dfx Voodoo3 and it fucking rocks at Carmegeddon and glQuake.
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Anonymous2013-05-27 3:48
Wow, I'm making $999,999 a year to change printf("Year: 19%d", two_digit_year); into printf("Year:%d%d",CURRENT_CENTURY,two_digit_year); Too bad you have to compile it, like twice, to cover all the relevant platforms. I'll sure be glad when Java is ubiquitous and we can finally write-once-run-anywhere. That sure would be great.
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Anonymous2013-05-27 4:54
FREE OJ
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Anonymous2013-05-27 5:06
Yo, display lists are deprecated, i am using vertex buffer objects now !! groski !
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Anonymous2013-05-27 5:42
It is 1999 already! In a few years we will have realtime raytraced graphics. I'm looking into povray
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Anonymous2013-05-27 5:45
I'm starting a doomsday cult - only my followers will be safe from Y2K bug.
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Anonymous2013-05-27 15:35
>>6
Virtual reality in five years, max. Instead of a GUI or command line, users will interact with files in 3D, kinda like Minority Report combined with Tron. In ten years people will spend more time inside the VR than out and, because the supercomputers of today will be smaller than an atom, it will be more realistic than outside.
No flying cars though, because THAT would be ridiculous.
Hey guys! I just heard of this cool new webpage called /b/! You should all go there!
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Anonymous2013-05-27 16:52
>>9
Cool man. What's your ICQ number and GeoCities page?
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Anonymous2013-05-27 17:36
Oh, oh, oh, they also have foosball in the lounge!
Yeah, I was offered work for a company who had a few of those a while back. Needless to say, they were a Ruby shop and it was full of brogrammers. They couldn't figure out why their shit was so slow and used so much memory, and wanted me to rewrite a shitload of code as C extensions to Ruby. They claimed to work 60 hour weeks, but at any given time, half of the 20 man team was dicking around hanging stupid posters and playing games.