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Mother and father god a little tired from blaming the Jews for their poverty, so they want to go to Mecca to buy some halaal explosives for Hajj. They call their most trusted Jewish babysitter. When the Jewish babysitter arrives, children already run around house yelling. Jewish babysitter just sits around and makes sure everything usual with children. Later that night, Jewish babysitter gets bored and goes to read Qur'an, but she can't read it downstairs because she is illiterate (the parents didn't want the dirty Jew parasite to know their secret formula for C-4) .
So, she calls them and ask if she can get noisy arab children to read Qur'an by themselves in their room so they will be quiet. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the Jewish babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the kebabs outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it maeks her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment. and the father says. "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call Hezbollah. We do not have a kebab bomb." (of course he lied)
Hezbollah found all three of the house occupants dead because Al-Qaeda bombed themselves killing them for looking to have kebabs. And Hezbollah shot parents on sight for financing Jewish conspiracy.
Such is life in
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