Mother and father got a little tired from seizing Palestine from the Arabs, so they want to go to Tel Aviv to buy some kosher vodka for Purim. They call their most trusted Arab babysitter. When the Arab babysitter arrives, children already run around house yelling. Arab babysitter just sits around and make sure everything usual with children. Later that night, Arab babysitter gets bored and goes to read Talmud, but she can’t read it downstairs because she is illiterate (the parents didn’t want the dirty Arab bitch to know their jew secrets).
So, she calls them and asks if she can get noisy jew children to read Talmud by themselves in their room so they will be quiet. Of course, the parents say it’s okay, but the Arab babysitter has one final request… she asked if she could cover up the gold outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it maeks her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house… we will call Israeli army. We do not have a gold."(of course he lied)
The Israeli army found all three of the house occupants dead because Mossad killed them for looking to have jew gold. And Israeli army shot parents on sight for financing Arab terrorist.
Such is life in Haifa.