If functional programming were really bad...

Why is it used inside the academia?

Croak and choke, all you loathsome bedbugs.

Same for you, all you scurrying cockroaches.

I especially hate tent caterpillars. May you
bite the choda and choke on the chocabunda.

All you pests are not programming related.

Let's get rid of all the tuberculosis germs, too.

This is /prog/ fer cryin' out loud. No TB germs allowed!