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If functional programming were really good...

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 11:11

Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 12:21

Because the computers are inside academia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 17:39

Why would good things be used outside the academia? If it ain't horse shit, people won't use it. This is why PHP and Javashit are so popular.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 17:45

>>3
Horseshit like .pdf is used in academia though, how do you explain that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 17:56

>>4
I never said academia didn't use horse shit. Why is PDF shit though?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 17:57

>>4
Academia usually uses a subset of PDF that isn't horseshit (by which, of course, I mean whatever subset of PDF LATEχ outputs to).

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:01

>>5
Because PDF is a proprietary virus distribution platform of the proprietary virus distribution platform publisher, Adobe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:07

U AIN'T READ DA STANDARD¹
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1. ISO 19005-1:2005 -- PDF/A Part 1

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:10

>>6
U MENA dvipdfm

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:23

If
structural editing
OSI stack
microkernels
strong typing
homoiconity
healthy habits
rational thinking
socialism
philosophy
scientific method

were really good...

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:35

>>10
fuck you, fuck you and die

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:42

>>1
Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:57

>>12
Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 19:23

>>13
I don't know,
Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 19:37

>>14
Beats the shit outta me,
Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:22

Because OBJECT ORIENTED PARADIGMS are more modern!

SHALOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:52

I'll give you a pair of dimes, now go get yourself a better language, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 22:08

>>14
«I don't know»
Why isn't it used inside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 2:50

>>18
Because we know everything. Deal w/ it, peasant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 7:33

>>19
So,
If functional programming were really good...
Why isn't it used outside the academia?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 9:19

>>19
Deal w/ it
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>XDDD LELLL
E/G/IN /G/RO! LEL!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 9:20

>>20
Because people outside academia are stupid and uneducated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 9:33

>>23
If Scheme is really good...
Why did MIT drop it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 9:49

>>23
Change for the sake of change

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 10:40

...is stupid and uneducated unscientific and potentially destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 11:44

I've never been to academia, yet I use Lisp.

Although Lisp isn't really a functional language - just a way to represent thing. IIRC, GCC uses Lisp internally to represent AST transformations and macros.

Any sufficiently complicated C/C++ program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 12:15

>>26
Video games written in C/C++ : all of them, billions of LoC, fast amazing 3D
Video games written in Lisp: informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Tetris

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 12:25

>>27
billions of LoC
informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 13:16

>>27
Except that only the game engine is really "C/C++" and only if:
- the game is some fanboy masturbation to spend half your salary for a new computer/console;
- you're extremely good to put up something on par with CryEngine, UDK, Source or whatever;
- you have time/money/passion/people to do that;
- you are sure you want to spend the rest of your days making C++ cruft with high hopes for an AAA title and a better profit margin.

And even so, most game development time will be spent on making plots, characters, narratives, assets (models,textures,voices,effects), level design, gameplay balancing, market simulation, AI scripts, post rendering shaders and productivity tools like recorders, converters, translators, sync tools, rendering clusters, and even business things like community management and marketing, of which none are quickly developed in "C/C++". I assure you, wanna try?

Why don't people just understand that, you ask me? Because they know fuck about making something like Chrono Trigger!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 13:46

>>27
MUH GAYMZ XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 17:42

'
>playing videogames
>2010
>mfw
>lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 19:13

>>30-31
If you can't make a valuable contribution, you're free to go back to your homeboard, most likely http://boards.4chan.org/g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 20:51

>>32
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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 21:05

>>33
>>>/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 21:07

sup niggers

posted using my emacs via xul-ext-itsalltext

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 21:10

a new era of shitposting has begun

prepare your anuses

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 9:06

bump for the new era of shitposting

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 11:50

>>36
As long is not about jews or anus, i'm ok with it

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 12:13

JEWS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 12:17

>>39
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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 12:22

>>40
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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 12:33

>>41
VALID SYMTA CODE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 15:37

bump for the jew era of anusposting

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 14:55

>>39
tongue

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