I got the programming job!

Thanks /prog/ I couldn't have done it without you! My knowledge of Haskell, Lisp, Scheme, SICP and Jews gleaned from this board and when inverted so that I made sure never to discuss them during the interview were instrumental in landing the job offer!

Have fun not programming Haskell, Lisp, and Scheme with a bunch of Jews.

I hope you enjoy ``developing'' ``killer cloud apps'' in Javashit with gay hipsters (or SCALABLE JAVA TURNKEY SOLUTIONS with indians), >>1-san.

>>3
I agree with this post

Watch your privilege, male programmer

>>3,4
Yes, but it beats living on the street and scrounging food out the trash at the Sussman's house.

>>6
Living on the street is freedom.

>>6
scrounging food out the trash at the Sussman's house.
I got a boner by reading that.

Also, working as a programmer is not the only way of making a living. There's always server/network administration and other stuff that's much less stressing and probably pays about the same.

>>8
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Hahahahaha you might as well scrub toilets.

>>1
Good goyim, do work for our jewish corporations and pay your taxes so your government can send money to israel and and throw more money to other jewish corporations and never even think about raising dissent about gud's chosen! Also don't forget to drink your flouridated water and GMO based poisonfood.

>>9
implying hygiene services are unworthy

>>11
>implyin/g/ ur not le leeeeeeeeel e/g/in /g/roski
E/G/IN WIN /G/RO! I LEL'D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UR IMPLYIN/G/ WAS SO LE FUNNY LE /G/RO

TRULY E/G/IN

I'm glad to hear it >>1-san. Remember, you may never be able to use lisp, haskell, and friends on the job, but you will always be able to create really shoddy implementations of them in your enterprise tohouing complete languages used. Who needs macros when you can write code generation scripts in your scripting language of choice, xml, and json! Who needs lazy evaluation when you can implement it unoptimizably in your object oriented language of choice! Who needs tail recursion when you can trampoline! Who needs continuations when you can trampoline your continuation call backs!

>>13
Silly gentile. Lisp is for yids!

>>12
>implying implications