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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 17:48

My brain is being eaten by worms. My hair is falling out.
Help me. Please help me!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 17:52

If that were true, you wouldn't use such advanced BBCode.

Which means you're a Jew asking for money. Shalom, hymie! Biggest shalom to the biggest Jewish brother in /prog/: Nikita Sadkov. May HaShem give you some money.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 17:59

>>2
advanced BBCode
It requires no effort per post because I wrote a program to automate random tags.

Name: ∑ 2013-05-22 18:20

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 18:59

>>3
Oh, right, I remember you.

It's still advanced BBCoad, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 19:00

>>4
Hey NIGGER, don't XD me!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:10

>>5
Are you sure it wasn't me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:16

>>7
What I said is, I'm sure you've mentioned your making a program for random BBCode tags before.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:18

>>7
You wrote one too? Neat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:22

>>7-9
Wait, fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:33

$ echo -n "Advance my anus!" | ./advanced_bb_coad 10
Advance my anus[s][u][s][aa][b][/s][/b][/aa][/u][/s]!
$

And here.  Because I hate you, OP, and I want to beat you at your own game.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

#define SIZE(x) (sizeof (x) / sizeof ((x)[0]))

const static char *tags[] = {"sub", "sup", "o", "i", "u", "s", "aa", "b", "m",
                             "spoiler"};

int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
  int max_tags = 0, i, *trace, tidx;
  char c;

  if (argc != 2) {
    fprintf(stderr, "Expected exactly one argument - a number greater than 0\n");
    return -1;
  }

  srand(time(NULL));
  max_tags = strtod(argv[1], NULL) + 1;
  if (max_tags < 1)
    max_tags = 1;

  trace = malloc(max_tags * sizeof(int));

  while (EOF != (c = getchar())) {
    if (c == '\n') {
      putchar('\n');
    } else {
      tidx = 0;

      for (i = rand() % max_tags; i--; )
        printf("[%s]", tags[(trace[tidx++] = rand() % SIZE(tags))]);

      putchar(c);

      while (tidx > 0)
        printf("[/%s]", tags[trace[--tidx]]);
    }
  }

  free(trace);
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:42

>>11

epic

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 20:56

>>11
It doesn't work well, it seems. Also I'd probably make this in 2 lines of FIOC and 0.2 lines of Perl the shit-filled camel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 21:18

My turdy perl one, edited slightly to avoid breaking the code tags.

#!/opt/local/bin/perl

while(<>) {
   foreach $a (split //) {
      our @u = ();
      if($a !~ /\s/) {
         # only allow [code] on the innermost nesting
         ($a, *u) = bb($a, *u);
         push(@u, "code");
         for (1..4) {
            ($a, *u) = bb($a, *u);
         }
      } else {
         push(@u, ("b", "i", "m", "code"));
         for (1..2) {
            ($a, *u) = bb($a, *u);
         }
      }
      print $a;
   }
}

sub bb {
   $a = shift;
   $ur = shift;
   $r = int(rand(13));
   if(($r == 0) && !("b" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[b]' . $a . '[/b]';
      push(@$ur, "b");
   } elsif(($r == 1) && !("i" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[i]' . $a . '[/i]';
      push(@$ur, "i");
   } elsif(($r == 2) && !("o" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[o]' . $a . '[/o]';
      push(@$ur, "o");
   } elsif(($r == 3) && !("u" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[u]' . $a . '[/u]';
      push(@$ur, "u");
   } elsif(($r == 4) && !("s" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[s]' . $a . '[/s]';
      push(@$ur, "s");
   } elsif(($r == 5) && !("m" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[m]' . $a . '[/m]';
      push(@$ur, "m");
   } elsif(($r == 6) && !("spoiler" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[spoiler]' . $a . '[/spoiler]';
      push(@$ur, "spoiler");
   } elsif((($r == 7) || ($r == 8)) && !("code" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[code]' . $a . '[/code ]'; # <- TAKE THE SPACE OUT HERE
      push(@$ur, "code");
   # [sub] and [sup] can be repeatedly nested, but don't use both at the same time
   } elsif((($r == 9) || ($r == 10)) && !("sup" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[sub]' . $a . '[/sub]';
      push(@$ur, "sub");
   } elsif((($r == 11) || ($r == 12)) && !("sub" ~~ @$ur)) {
      $a = '[sup]' . $a . '[/sup]';
      push(@$ur, "sup");
   }
   return ($a, $ur);
}

Name: >>14 2013-05-22 21:31

Shit, looking at >>11, just realized I forgot to include [aa].

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 0:56

>>12,13
Indeed.  That's caused by because I actually had to send "\!" to it instead of "!" because lolbash, but that doesn't escape "!" like I thought it would, and instead puts a literal "\" char in, which I guess shiichan sees as escaping something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 19:26

piss

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 19:28

>>16
Shiitchan is shiit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 19:36

>>18
Shiitchan a shit!
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