First functional language

Haskell sounds like a waste of time
Ocaml/Erlang both have shitty syntax
Clojure/Scala are JVM cancer

So... Scheme?

Scheme is fun *and* a waste of time, but so is Haskell.

You will probably get completely stuck trying to understand monads if this is your first time learning functional programming, so I suggest going for Scheme first.

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