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rest in peace Dennis Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 0:00

I imagine myself having beautiful, passionate, romantic sex with a girl I love.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 0:30

beauty is subjective, passion is relative, romance is difficult to define, sex is ambiguous (do you mean intercourse, outercourse, etc.), and love does not exist.

I imagine myself having outercourse with a female.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 2:09

>>2
Really, that post just says you are an some sort of teenage idiot.

>weeeeee look at me le master postmodernist and nihilist

>cant get a girlfriend
>well i don't want a girlfriend then! love does not exist! >:(

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 2:11

>>2
>beauty is subjective
Objectively wrong and opinion

>passion is relative
Objectively wrong and opinion

>romance is difficult to define
Objectively wrong and opinion

>sex is ambiguous
Objectively wrong and opinion

>> love does not exist.
Objectively wrong, you're some sort of emo kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 2:46

>>3-4
Define beauty and romance objectively, then.

Also you are fucking retarded why am I wasting my time oh why

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 2:52

>>4
>improper quoting marks the penmanship of an idiot
Objectively right and fact

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 2:54

>>1 faggot
>>2 suicidal faggot
>>3 self-hating kike's boy toy
>>4 self-hating kike
>>5 suicidal faggot
>>6 edgey piece of shit
>>7 fuckwad

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:02

>>5
What are you? some sort of postivist? fuck off carnap

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:02

positivist*

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:08

>>8
So I ask you for a definition and your reply is an insult? Nice.

>>7
Don't you have something better to do, like, I don't know, playing in the traffic or experimenting with scissors and power outlets?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:51

>>10
define my anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 3:53

Dennis Ritchie - JEW
Brian Kernighan - JEW
Ken Thompson - JEW
John Lennon - JEW
Paul McCartney - JEW
George Harrison - JEW
Ringo Starr - JEW
Kermit the frog - JEW
Bruce Wayne - JEW
Nikita Sadkov - JEW
Stan Laurel - JEW
Oliver Hardy - JEW
Mahatma Gandi - JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 4:33

>>12
Kermit the frog, Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 5:04

>>12
chiefly Jewish sarcasm exaggeration
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 6:48

>>14
Blessings of salami on you too, Mahmoud.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 14:26

>>10
or experimenting with scissors and power outlets?
he could stick you in the power outlet because you're making some CUTTING REMARKS, you little, insidious, rude poster.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 14:30

>>16
I know you are but what am I?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 14:36

>>17
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 15:21

>>18
I'm no nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:08

>>19
No he means he's a nigger.
``Tsk'' is niggernese, the literal translation from niggernese to English is: [b]"I am NIGGER"[b]

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:19

No, it's <b>"I am NIGGER"</b>

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:25

>>20
What's the translation of "Ubuntu"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:32

>>22
humanity

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 17:54

>>22
"I can't configure Debian"

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 18:10

>>24
"I'm too dumb for LFS" ~ Debian users.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 18:24

>>25
"Computer security? Package signing? What are those?" ~ LFS users.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 18:27

>>26
"lol @ GNUtards" ~ BSD users.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 18:36

>>27
"CVS isn't complete and utter shit." ~ BSD users.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 19:04

"le /g/entoo XD" ~ /g/ poster

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 19:13

"Only faggots use tildes." ~ Me

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 19:16

"Mauro, shut the FUCK up!" ~ Theodore T'so

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 19:19

"Young nigga pack kush and young nigga smoke blunts." ~ Albert Einstein

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 19:40

the... bees.. bees.. in my eyes ^^ ashiiiii ashiii =) ~ Luke

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 20:48

"leeeeeeeel ^^ e/g/in http://soundcloud.com/lel/lel.mp3 i met her on le weekend... and she said flying horses are very green... but then we escaped and octave is =)" ~ Luke, again talking to himself

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:09

>>25-34
Shalom!
Debian users - JEWS
LFS users - JEWS
BSD users - JEWS
You - JEW
Theodore T'so - JEW
Albert Einstein - JEW
Luke - JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:13

>>35
"i once met a guy who was a jew... we went and girl appears out of nowhere ^^ then reddit and matlab were really soundcloud =)" ~ Luke, continuing his monologue

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:13

>>35
Shalom kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:24

come on you guys, guys, come on, you guys, now guys, come on. ^^
Dammit this must be something to do with that dream i had.
There were Zombies Everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 21:55

>>38
not sure if you're the actual luke
maybe you're luke, or you're just doing a damn good job at imitating him

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 22:32

>>39
Is that you Luke?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 23:00

>>39
hmm, i wonder if i am actually really the actual real actually really actual real really really actually real actual luke?
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-21 23:15

also, how do you suppose one should pronounce xD..?
I was thinking just `Dee' ^^ nobody will know whats going on =D

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 9:41

HES NOT GONNA REST IN PEACE CUZ OF DOZE SICK HYENAS AT ISO

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 9:52

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 10:24

>>42
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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