Saturday Night Niggaz!

Time to ^P_A^R_T^{Y H}_A^R_D^! guys. What are you doing tonight? Smoking some good weed while programming something cool? Taking it easy while fapping to Touhous? Jamming at the disco? Tell us about it, this is a ^P_A^R_T^Y thread!

I'm jerking it to Touhous. I fail to see how that's related to smoking weed and the rest of neurotypical activities though.

I'll be shooting my hot, poz load into some stupid queer virgin negs tonight. I already impregnated some faggot tonight. He was dumb enough to use a condom that I had brought without checking it, so of course he didn't see that I had cut the top off. Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS. Now I'm working on this young college guy, and he's off to get me a drink. He's into romance, so maybe I'll stick around him just to see his face when he gets the news that he's been pozzed, hahahahaha.

I don't have any weed, otherwise I'd be high as fuck and watching anime in girl clothes right now. Instead I'm just shitposting.

I'm programming a game about a stoned touhou fapping at a disco.

I just fapped to Star Sapphire, who I find to be quite pretty. It was nice.

xanax ^^

Man you're all sick. Quit drugs and back to the basement, lads!

partying hard with Leah Culver in SF. u all jelly #swag #sentfrommyiphone

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